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I forgot to finish it. (Half a year)

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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finally punished for his hammy crimes

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awakening of the creator

(the system sucks)

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POV: you just joined the greatest sect and got chosen by the scholarly peak master and just handed him tea for the acceptance ceremony

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You break me

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Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

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I love it when Bingge and Bingmei are depicted as noticeably different (Bingmei fluffier, fatter, tanner, etc, Bingge wet drowned rat of a pretty boy who has spent the past hundred years living underground) but I'm also really fond of when artists make the only difference between them hairstyle + eye bags.

The self-care variances have a range but we've all agreed that at the very least Bingmei has Shizun to brush his hair and hold him close at night, so no split ends or insomnia for him!

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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Today on: I have a lot of possum pictures saved in my phone apparently

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Reverse doki doki literature club au where shen yuan is the unromanceable npc aware hes in a game and he's totally cool with that! He'll be the supporting character and help his dear Binghe get all the routes with all these gorgeous girls!

Binghe on the other hand is so tired of having all the sweet moments talking to shen yuan cut short for some dumb cutscene with the romance options. He wants to be with the sweet teacher who asks about his day and gives him advice! Does he have to kill the other characters and mess around with the coding to get them out of the way??

Shen Yuan is wondering why everything is glitching and why the school girl visual novel has suddenly turned into yandere simulator

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i've been on the ref sheet grind but here's a little reward for myself