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Yup pretty much

Watching people getting excited over the Artemis Fowl movie but knowing knowing they’ve fucked it up since the cast list came out last year

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Artemis Fowl's Character Development

First book: • “You only care about yourself”

Last book: • “You also care about your elf”

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Yet another non- coincedence

Hey Artemis Fowl Fandom. Has this comparison been made yet?

From The Time Paradox.

From The Last Guardian.

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The evidence continues

Reasons why Artemis/Holly is canon

Spoilers under cut, but if you haven’t read it yet and you’re still on tumblr you are braver than I

Keep reading

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I find it interesting that a fowl is a bird, but while holly berries are toxic to people, they’re not toxic to birds…

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Wait a tick...

Finding out that in flower language, orange roses are used to symbolize passion/desire/the want to move from a friendship to a romance because they are literally a cross between yellow roses (friendship) and red roses (love).

Struck with the realization that the roses that Artemis' spirit grew at the end of TLG are ORANGE. After feeling a "tremendous affection" for Holly. Thinking of her as beautiful and magical. Noticing her scent. Kissing her forehead. Calling her his dearest friend. Thanking her for fixing a broken boy. WERE BEING CALLED FAIRY ROSES.

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artemis, in canon, cannot even make a Sandwich. a sandwich. pls pray for this boy god forbid he ever try to boil noodles. the whole house will go down in flames.