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⠀✵﹒⠀hello my 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡. i heard you travel between the world of living and the world of dead. that sound quite 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞-𝔬𝔲𝔰~!

yea, but know what? IT'S ALSO FUCKING BORING! all i do, is popping outta nowhere when i'm called. it's sort of entertaining, i get it... and i do like some good old-fashioned chaos between the realms. BUT NOT FOR CENTURIES, GODDAMMIT. do you need to be so purple about it? gimme a break, geez.

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⸸ ˎ ⛧ I'll give you my knife for one night. What will you do with it?

A KNIFE?! for ONE WHOLE NIGHT?! holy moly, i've always wanted a knife, but none of these schmucks would give me one. imagine all the amazing pranks i can do with it now . . .like a murder!

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𝟬𝟬𝟰 . all laughed as he turned around slow. they said, you ain't welcome around here anymore, you just might as well go. he wiped the blood from his face as he slowly came to his knees. he said i'll be back when ya least expect it ⅋ hell is coming with me. hell is coming with me. for lydia deetz

* 𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 I TURN LOOSE . . .

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hear me out. beetlejuice in regular clothes. (he probably stole them)

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﹅⠀ℒ⠀︰⠀♡﹒𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧⠀‣⠀jak odnajdujesz się w fikcji na tumblr?

bardzo dobrze! byłxm jedną z tych osób, które zachęcały do przejścia na tumblr. przy moim pedantyzmie możliwość edytowania postów jest niczym manna z nieba, tak samo zabawa z tagami czy opcja przygotowania posta w wersji roboczej. ogólnie to jestem zdania, że dopóki będą ludzie chętni do tworzenia, fikcja wszędzie się wybroni. przetrwamy w każdych warunkach, jak te karaluchy. hihi.

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‘‘ sometimes, puppet shows are sad. ’’

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year on year, on year, on year. they live, they die ⅋ i'm right here i scare them fine, but otherwise i'm invisible. (he's invisible) ...shut up.

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Czy jest ktoś, kogo chętnie tutaj zobaczysz?

na razie chyba nie mam must have poszukiwanych i przygarnę każdego, kto chciałby napisać wątek z beetlejuice'm. oczywiście postacie powiązane z moim robakiem, będą zawsze mile widziane. bohaterowie z uniwersum, jak adam i barbara, delia albo nawet juno, która w musicalowej wersji jest matką beej'a. z chęcią skonfrontuję go również z luanne, postacią oc, przez którą mój beetlejuice popełnił samobójstwo (szczegóły podam na dm). damn, na dobrą sprawę mogę wcielić się w filmowego beej'a i napisać coś z astrid albo delores, no i nie zapominajmy też o crossoverach, które z radością przyjmę w swoje zimne łapska.

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𝟬𝟬𝟯 . all laughed as he turned around slow. they said, you ain't welcome around here anymore, you just might as well go. he wiped the blood from his face as he slowly came to his knees. he said i'll be back when ya least expect it ⅋ hell is coming with me. hell is coming with me. for lydia deetz

* 𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 I TURN LOOSE . . .

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 ♥ ⠀knock ,⠀knock⠀.⠀.⠀.

is that one of those prank jokes you did one daphne? oh boy, oh boy, i love pranks! i can't wait to . . . * opens the imaginary door * creEAAakk ...

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・♱⠀Rats, rats lay down flat. We don't need you, we act like that. If you think you're un-loved, then we know about that. ﹅

OH CRAP so poetic. kinda reminds me of one night i spent with edgar allan poe's daughter. shit was exactly like that, but we got stuck in a bowl of guacamole in the process . . . oh ⅋ i got herpes!

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my favorite bug ♡

oh my god. ohmygod ohmygod ohmygodogmygod. HOLY SHIET, I MISSED THAT SOUND! say it again!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀!

a roleplay portrayal of LAWRENCE BETELGEUSE SHOGGOTH from the beetlejuice musical. broadway ⅋ cartoon coded. based on headcanons haunted by possum. +𝟭𝟴 minors dni! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙉𝘼𝙑𝙄.

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