27 - They/He - 馃嚛馃嚜 - WHU - FCU - BVB and a weird love for Maguire
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es w盲re so BVB coded gewesen wenn Union echt in den letzten paar Minuten der Nachspielzeit noch die F眉hrung verloren h盲tte
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#HOLY FUCKING SHIT#f眉llbitzer#as always amazing work#i pove getting messages that my friend posted something#day in the office is so much better when i get to stare at amazing art#i mean !!! look at this#the soft colour selection#the background#the poses#chefs kiss
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I don鈥檛 know what happened for him to end up like this
But I am not complaining
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Thomats back at it again 馃槏馃槀
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do people not know that the f in rpf also stands for fucking keep that shit on lockdown
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f眉llbitzer 鉂わ笍
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just gotta say it, im glad neuer is going to leave the club at most feet first. he's still needed
#first cwc game im watching bc ill be honest i dont care for it but alas#accidentally came in to a nice save
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BREAKING (old) NEWS: bvb clings to the past and tries to recreate old magic with a guy who isn't his brother and won't ever be able to step out of that shadow.
jobe to bvb is actually the most harmful thing he could do to his career & perpetual standing in his brother's shadow, in this essay i will
#jobe bellingham#borussia dortmund#watch that be the only transfer we get and he gets injured seconds into his first game for the club#i hate it here#his mental health will decline so quickly with being constantly compared to his brother#either that or we'll be a stepping stone again and next season he is at madrid
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jobe to bvb is actually the most harmful thing he could do to his career & perpetual standing in his brother's shadow, in this essay i will
#jobe bellingham#borussia dortmund#bvb#no but fr always an angel never a god but how is he supposed to be a name of his own when he just does what his brother did#also bvb too broke for him lbr
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Looks like making an awkward cooking video together is a bonding moment.
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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chrikra is saying nicer things about bielefeld (who鈥檙e down 3-0 at half time) than he ever said about the english national team btw
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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.
Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.
Just. Why.
What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.
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