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Found a tumblr screenshot on Pinterest and immediately connected it to Breakdown

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Sunstorm appreciation post

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^Lost Light and MTMTE be like

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It’s a very thin line separating the two

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

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OH MY GOD

Saturated Sunlight by Inkfamy (@inkfamy can I tag you? Sorry if not I just think I didn't scream enough ahah) WAS A STRAIGHT SHOT TO GET ME INTO SUNSTREAKER/BLUESTREAK, IT WASN'T ENOUGH, I AM DYING KICKING FEETS, SCREAMING, MAKING LAPS AROUND THE ROOM, I AM HUNGRY NOW AHAHHSHGSAASG

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Motivational words I did during my finals 😼

Yes, Bee is speaking enchanting table

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My ass, baiting a friend to be slightly more interested in Transformers:

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Soundwave, your child is trying to eat people again

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Trying to lure ur muscular nurse into ur room be like

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Shawarmawave

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Imagine the actual murderer being a Tarn and Pharma team-up or something bc of his T-cog addiction and Pharma just wanting to obtain body parts for medical experiments since if he stole from the hospital he’d 100% get caught by Ratchet

Tarn kills the victims with his voice, Pharma dissects them, gives cog to Tarn, takes whatever parts he currently needs, gives the leftovers to Tarn, and Tarn rids the rest of the body by melting and turning it into sculptures for him to sell. He gets his cogs and a way to financially sustain himself and Pharma gets to be Pharma

Scrapper shows up at the end to take notes on what he thinks each piece the sculpture is made of and the different creative uses for them

Sculpture Hannibal style🤣

Transformers AU where it’s a murder mystery where the murderer turns the corpses of their victims into abstract art so ppl can’t tell it belonged to a frame

Random idea I had while at an art festival with some friends and one of the artists took worn-out vehicles and turned them into abstract metal artwork

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Transformers AU where it’s a murder mystery where the murderer turns the corpses of their victims into abstract art so ppl can’t tell it belonged to a frame

Random idea I had while at an art festival with some friends and one of the artists took worn-out vehicles and turned them into abstract metal artwork

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TFA bumblebee 100% has the most diabolical search history out of all of Team Prime

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Idk if this is already a thing but a cryptid transformers au would be fucking hilarious. Bots and Cons having to deal with humans that actively search for cryptids and haunted places/stuff, annoyed by them making it more difficult to move around incognito

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

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Texaid

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

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YES! THANK YOU!

Elita had to pick up where Optimus left, on a planet with rapidly declining resources and on a side quickly losing. Soon after Optimus left, it was just survival and which side would survive the other. She HAD to ensure her bots survived and avoid capture which would obviously result in a shift of morals compared to Optimus. She worked with what she had and did what she must.

*Me after reading Skybound #13 knowing that Elita-1 would get badly misinterpreted by the fandom with media literacy of a koala (And the misogyny just gonna make the matter worse)

Also, *me blaming Optimus Prime's incompetency in his leadership that forced someone like Elita-1 in desperate and hopeless situations that she had to resolve to sacrifice another planet to save her own planet...

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This has been me for the last two weeks

Well. I found @keferon mecha pilot Jazz AU last night and almost didn't sleep because I couldn't stop reading...

I am. so so so so so normal about it i swear!