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i missed lifesteal finale because i was so sick. BUT my fever dream went exactly as i wanted my finale to go. in my fever dream- jesus christ came down from heaven and i was the commissioner (pictured below) and jesus said, "don't worry chat. your season of patheticness has come to an end" and he gave me my college degree.

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prioritizing art majors.

ashswag has given me twitch mod app power tumblrinas you guys get exclusive access until ash streams again

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all i need to do is pass this one more week of exams then i become god. i rise to celestial status (become ashswag full time)

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*Calmly pulls out a period cramp projector laser gun and aims it at you, accidentally shooting you with it* whoops!

*blows up your family* wait is that overkill?

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laughed

straight ship so good gay ppl like it

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i don't mean to be parasocial or anything

i don't mean to be parasocial or anything, but i HATE all of you guys with a passion, a passion so fiery it melted every single steel beam in my city causing the entire population to go homeless and consequently leading all the displaced citizens to band together in a form of protest against my hatred; Little do they know, my hatred is one that is so fierce and so all-consuming that it would eventually cook them all alive, leaving me with an array of yummy medium rare treats to enjoy one at a time, allowing me to throw the greatest party of all time, a party that all the remaining people in the world are invited to, a party that will have fun and games, games that are so engaging that they cause the partygoers to get hypnotized, hypnotized to only say the word "mmm... burger..." over and over again, until their vocal chords slowly wither away, leaving me with an army of voiceless beings to command and metamorphosize into the most powerful legion in the universe, a legion that is not distracted by the mere diversions of speech- or even the burden of independent thought, but one that is unified by a single goal, my domination over all of existence.

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would you join the realm smp if asked?

yes bro im just too scared to ask like yall know we're not socially confident over on this side

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she's helping me fix my upload schedule. she's the one.

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how can i have impostor syndrome if im literally the fucking greatest of all time

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dude idfk what gender even means i just saw it and was like... squiddo i really think u should be the one to win this... because... you know... im... *looks sadly at the floor* .... straight.... :(

How do you feel about being against ashswag in round 4 of mcyt gender showdown?

he told me this over lunch a few days ago and said he forfeit. I don't accept the forfeit I wish we could tie so we could continue the polls... together

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i think id let you perform a vivisection on me without anesthesia

thanks

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#THANK YOU #NEXT.

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my very indian mother who has no idea what "google" means sat me down today and gave me a deadline to upload my Minecraft Youtube Videos because she recognized that ive been productivity paralyzed for the past year and i cried for the first time in so long

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cw: mild eyestrain, bright colors

was that stream even real (i put them in their roblox avatar's outfits wowza!

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found out what glitch duo was live on stream yesterday and i cant stop smiling i look like a stupid idiot

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Can somebody please draw me and ashswag sharing a mango tango #glitchduo thanks