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🌺 I'm biting the next person who pulls on my bio mods

Yes they are real

Yes I will still bite them if they're a child

I don't care if it's a kid I'm biting that cod damned child if they pull on my antenna, you know how long it took for them to grow and the genes to take hold so they could?? I didn't wait that long to help my dysphoria just for some grubby toddler to pull on them.

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🌷 Okay, so, my bestie is an artifical genetic chimera or whatever, and she's just her and doesn't care about all the stares she gets, so I might let my new fur grow out and not put the contacts in for once and just deal with the stares! She says shaving it might damage it (how does she know so much about fur?? Must've asked Judd) so I might stop, even for shows.

Marie's worried tho, cus other fuzzed inkfish... havn't had the best time

BUT I have the best scary shrimp privileges!! Sunflower can be very scary if needed !! Her beak's weird and cool !! She snarls like a creature from the deep !!

Reminds me, gotta ask grandba about his family, I wanna know why he's so big, and my mom was apparently really tall but I'm not :(

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🌺 if Marie and Four don't stop yelling, I will get my brush and splat them. Even with my weak legs, I will. I will get Eight

Nvm Eight got them.

I love Eight, their aura is so threatening yet protective.

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🌻WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS IN THE METRO??????????

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🌻 Accidentally spent the night in the metro

Marie's gonna kill me

It's not my fault, the tin can COOKS now and he's really good at it!

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🌻 holy shit

I looked weirder than I thought as a kid (baba said I'm 7 here, I got Theo for my b day) the antenna things are a headband some kid gave me and I scratched all of the paint off of Theo's eyes two days after getting him lmao

The internet down here has only let me attach one image (it's still loading as i type this) so I'm gonna keep bothering the tin can and maybe post more when i get back to base :)

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🌻 Going down to the metro, might post if I get signal down there !!

Got the tin can to start pulling up stuff from

wow

a decade ago

so I can get some pictures of Theo for when I get him restored.

Eight is gonna be so angry with me lmao I'll grab her some caramel on the way home, they'll chill out then.

Ya'll wanna see my old room? The tin can hasn't messed with it apparently

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🌻 Should I try to go find that plush the tin can gave me or just not bother with the metro?

Eight is telling me to not go back down there cus some stuff's happening with Kamabo and junk. But I kinda want Theo back and see if I can get him restored, last I had him he looked like he was rung out and shriveled up like a dry sponge, but like, metro kinda imploding.

Also the tin can might have a few baby pictures, at least ones from his memory, and I wanna see how scuffed I looked cus I look a bit..... off even today.

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🌻 Marie and Eight keep yelling at me about the "Tartar being my dad" thing when?? He's not?? He taught me science stuff and gave me that stupid looking plush but that's it??

Eight says he feels bad about obliterating the tin can's old body?? Don't??

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So 4... how did ye join the squid beak if ya don't mind me asking

🌻 Picture this: I was a stupid 14 year old who grew up in the metro and was mostly taught by anyone who would teach me something or the tin can that told me exclusively science stuff. I find a pretty inkling (which, mind you, is rare in the metro) and want to ask her where she got the outfit, then she goes down a grate and I follow then she gives me duleies and tells me to shoot.

I had no idea what was going on and somehow I made it.

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Do you have any close friends from the metro?

🌻 no, not really. I met a lot of creatures but they came and went, so I never had any friends I really grew up with.

Other than this hybrid I can't remember the name of that would take the metro between his parents houses, we had fun, I remember that much!

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Who’s the tin can?

🌻 C.Q. calls him boss, Eight said his name's Tartar, I just know him as tin can or baba tho

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tin can?

🌻 yeah, it's like my version of "my old man" yk?

Hes not really a "tin can" anymore, he has this weird squishy RV unit thing but he's just as grumpy so tin can it is.

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What’s it like growing up in metro?

🌻 pretty fun, I got to meet so many creatures and most of them gave me music to listen to !! The tin can was annoying, but I delt.

I know that place so well I could cover my eyes, tell me to find a certain room and I'd be there within like 5 minutes if things were running right!

Only thing I do miss is that plush the tin can gave me, I forgot the thing on a bench or something. It was cute and had a mouth that opened and internal wires so it could be posed!!

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🌻 boredddddd

Silly fact time:

I grew up in the deep sea metro :)

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🌻 Im bored, nothings going on but repairs and moving.

Should I annoy that tin can to join or nah >:)

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Hey cap!

How's the search going? You'd think it would be easier since a Goldie inkling hybrid would stick out a bit more, but I remember the last thing I heard from neo before they went missing is something about hiding and eyes. If y'all already found them, great! Tell neo I say hi! Also tell neo that their salmonid name is metal as hell.

🌺 Well, we've found them but they're not talking to anyone. We'll, none of us, they're talking with Rose Fang fine. Gray Tusk has been letting them work there. From what he has told me, they ran because Neo didn't want new parts to their name for some reason, and Buddy is just following them. Sizzling Pan seems a bit angry but is mostly just worried for the two.