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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

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last night i found this girl on tik tok who found out this random ass celebrity she’s obsessed with Might have a girlfriend so she posted this

and i’ve been losing my mind ever since then

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literally what does this mean i’m screaming

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can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

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i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

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me at mickey d’s sipping some sprite

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The Gang Does Stuff: Mac + Karate

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shirt arrived

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everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

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i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

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a failed actress, an illiterate janitor, a closeted gay catholic and a serial rapist with a god complex walk into a bar. they own the bar. the bar is called paddy’s pub. you’re watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia. there is no punchline

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this is another big mood

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