newevilwizard

[newevilwizard]

lovely creature

[newevilwizard]

its good to be a evil wizard

[newevilwizard]

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

[newevilwizard]

to this minion and other who would defy me let this be a lesson

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

[newevilwizard]

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

[newevilwizard]

Don't bump into me

[newevilwizard]

LISTEN UP

Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!

they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW

the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens

as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!

[newevilwizard]

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

remember you still work for me i expect you here and ready by 11 o clock!

[newevilwizard]

Don't bump into me

[newevilwizard]

LISTEN UP

Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!

they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW

the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens

as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!

[newevilwizard]

[newevilwizard]

[newevilwizard]

Your wait is over my dear servants I the supreme wizard larry have returned to this land to grace you with new tales of evil never before seen by another eye.... UNTIL NOW!

[newevilwizard]

[newevilwizard]

When a mage is badly injured, magic sometimes "fills in the gaps"—growing an arcane hand or leg. You suffered brain damage that would have killed most. Magic filled in your mind.

[newevilwizard]

welcome to wizard town!!!! Population plus 1!!!!!!!!!!

You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.

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