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Hello Mr. Fantastic 😏🫦

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Check out alec_to_draw on Instagram here

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My eternal love.

From pascal.pedrito on instagram

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Unserious and entitled. A boring mix.

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The man of dreams.

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💚✨ season 3 reunion when tho… // instagram

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Satisfyne on twt

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(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)

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Well, since @for-a-longlongtime let the cat out of the bag, it’s time to come clean.

A select few of us are part of a top-secret, underground conspiracy to make Pedro Pascal seem more gay than he actually is. I’m sorry you had to find out this way. We are called the Pedro Pascal’s Gay Shadow Council. PPGSC.

With this news coming to light, we at PPGSC understand that full transparency is the only way to gain your trust going forward. That is why we are deciding to post external communications for positions that have opened up. This is a busy time of year for us with all the press he’ll be doing for Eddington and Fantastic 4, so we need to fill some desks ASAP!!

About Our Organization:

Here at PPGSC, we’re not just co-workers; we’re family. Over the years we have cultivated a corporate culture that we love to boast. Look forward to pizza parties, coupons to Tex-Mex restaurants, and free coozies!

Your Role:

PPGSC meetings happen every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday - but the work never stops! You will need 40 hours a week to produce and present the following:

- Making Pedro look more gay in photoshoots

- Making Pedro act more camp and queer in press interviews

- How Pedro’s social media presence can be more queer

- How we can gaslight the Pedro Pascal fans into believing he has been taking queer roles since before some of them were even born (ie: Greg from MTV’s Undressed was our most successful gaslight yet. Nobody knows we just planted AI footage of Pedro as his younger self in a TV show that aired in the late 1900’s)

- How to produce and boost gay fanfictions of Pedro Pascal’s characters (some fans don’t know that his characters aren’t actually him- so this method has been our most successful!)

- Come up with new, innovative ways to make Pedro Pascal look gay!!!

Your Experience:

- Major or Minor in Women’s and Gender Studies is preferred but not required

- MUST have seen every episode of Queer as Folk (UK and US)

- Can recite at least three Lady Gaga songs from start to finish

- Proficient in Google Sheets

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion statement:

Here at PPGSC we accept everyone as they are. Even if you’re not queer, still apply! Straight people’s opinions matter SO much to us. You are not alone.

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Y’all I know we’re all melting down over the photos, I am too, but PLEASE don’t overlook the article!!!! It’s such a beautiful portrait of him as a human being and an artist, please read it! I desperately want to encourage more reporters to engage with him this way instead of talking about how he’s a sex symbol PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read it!

Love you!!! ❤️

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This was done at 3 AM…just wakes up in a sweat and draws Din,,,

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