newsies-stuff-sometimes

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Blink: baby pigeons are cute.

David: no, they’re weird and featherless.

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Finch: *eats dandelion on a dare*

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*Elmer talking about his playlist*

Specs: I notice you didn’t mention any ᴹᴵᴸᴱʸ ᶜʸᴿᵁˢ!

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Jack: *taping a pair of scissors to his hand* I’m Jack Scissor Fingers

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Race: *while passing Albert’s desk* fRiENdShiP bRAcELeTs

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What I think the Newsies’ best subjects are:

Jack: art, obviously

Davey: English

Race: math

Albert: science

Crutchie: history

Elmer: also math

Finch: shop

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David: *gets his scissors taken away*

David: *pulls out another pair of scissors from his backpack*

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Smalls: *starts a debate by saying that time doesn’t exist*

Smalls: *leaves*

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Specs: *uses rubber bands to keep sunglasses on over glasses*

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Finch to the group chat: ayo theoretically how many raccoons do you think you could take on?

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Crutchie: who wants my veggie straws?

Mush and Henry: *run from opposite sides of the room to try to get there first*

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Albert: *is playing on Jack’s phone during class*

Albert: *accidentally gets Jack’s phone taken away*

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Student: *hears thud from desk behind them, turns to see what happened*

Les: Sorry. I dropped my pig and hit my elbow

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Race: *finds an apple on the floor* an aPpLE? Whose apple is this?

Race: *pretends to throw apple at random kid*

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Elmer: …wait are elephants reptiles?

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Jack: *plays iMessage games with himself at 11:38 pm*

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Race, typing something: what are those pink pigeons with the long legs called again?

Davey: …

Davey: you mean flamingos?