newtbeetle

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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my love for you was like an open wound

yucky and gross 😖

- i've been practicing my poetry if you think i should blaze this one let me know

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there is nothing, and i mean Nothing, a kid loves more than being asked "what do you know about dragons." if you're stuck with a kid between the ages of four and nine ask them about dragons and you will have them going for at least an hour. nod sagely as they tell you that red dragons breathe fire and blue dragons breathe ice. take notes. depending on the kid you could replace this with fairies, mermaids, etc. but dragons is usually a safe bet.

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

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yknow youtube gives you a "are you sure you wanna unsubscribe" but meanwhile tumblr is just fucking like "yknow what . Fuck you . Unfollow your favorite mutual. Bitch . Becayse we dont fuckign like you"

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In my quest for personal acceptance I'm trying to get more comfortable with posting art i don't consider "perfect" so here's a pd fanart i never finished

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👁👁

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you ever go to someone's blog to block them but instead end up scrolling a mile down their blog in morbid fascination totally gobsmacked the whole time like damn girl you live like this???

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Kevin this Kevin that, START AT THE SCOURCE.

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Me casually casting meteor shower in a safeway before leaving and going home

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ever since i was a child ive had a headache

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I NEEDED TO DRAW THIS PICTURE

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Good morning. elf warmups

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WAHHH SOMEONE MADE A REAL T-SHIRT INSPIRED BY MY POST

THIS IS SO COOL!!