newwavemaggie-blog
newwavemaggie-blog
Obsessive, Nerdy, and Crude
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Professional geologist at the University of Kansas.  I like to smile and try not to be too serious. I love Nirvana, my dogs, and my nerdy husband. And my obnoxious purple jeep. Anything else, I'm sure I'll tell you.
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I literally just laid on a bunch of different memory foam ones and picked the cheapest of the ones I liked
help what do I look for in a mattress I don’t know what is what
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ICONIC
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Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.
aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."
cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."
scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"
sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."
capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."
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PORTABLE BATLAB
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The Birds Have Spoken
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Me: *Sees a girl with long straight hair*
Me: Nice.
Me: *Sees a girl with thick curly hair*
Me: Nice.
Me: *Sees a girl with short brightly colored hair*
Me: Nice.
Me: *Sees a girl*
Me: Nice.
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Me: trying to focus in class. Gremlin that runs my brain: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern Stone Age family.
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