nextnumbermuppetjokerfan
nextnumbermuppetjokerfan
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 2 days ago
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can we see more photos from the photoshoot?
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Of course, thank you for asking. Here are some of my favorite photos we got.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 3 days ago
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I found a wolf pack
In a territory i hadn't explored yet
Ten or twelve members
I couldn't keep track
I found a wolf pack
They're starving
There's no more prey to hunt
I was hungry
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A young male stalks a thin crow
Alone
He slips on the damp leaves that smother the floor
Lands awkwardly
A sickening snap
His forelimb lies useless
Panicking, he struggles to stand and fails
Again and again
I lurch towards him
My body branches out across the decaying carpet
Through the soil like a root system
And comes to his paws
Digs into his fur
Pierces the skin
He flails around
Biting at himself
Pointlessly trying to run
The crunching of twigs and bones echo through the clearing
It only ceases when I reach his brain
He stands
Shambles towards me
And bows
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 4 days ago
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I love ,y wife❤️
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 4 days ago
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I SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED EARTH WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE USURPERS. FIVE IS STARTING HIS OWN THING, THERE'S A CLOWN, SOME WHOLE NEW WORLD ORDER IN HELL... I WANT TO SET THIS SHIT TO RIGHTS. YOU HAVE ALL GROWN COMPLACENT WITHOUT MY INFLUENCE.
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET EVIL AGAIN.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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heres an idea! BREAK UP WITH HIM
No.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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Hi Marsha
I'm glad you are starting to reflect a bit on past events however, I don't think you are looking at the whole picture.
Objectively, it was your fault for Marty leaving and Scarlet leaving. I don't really know what happened with eight, and I don't think you carry any blame with how things ended with Kermit
Yes, you said some really horrible things to Marty, and you drove scarlet away when you went on the defence when she tried to calm you down.
BUT
The reason they both are upset and stopped talking to you is not because you are inherently wrong and a bad person. It is because you won't listen to anyone and lash out when you feel slighted. Despite your questionable actions and morals (like murder) both of these people genuinely liked and respected you enough for you to be a major part of their life. They stopped talking to you because it hurt too much to continue if nothing had happened.
Relationships are built on mutual respect and effort, but you clearly showed that you would only be there for them as long as they only supported you unconditionally. You did not care about the way you hurt them with your words and actions.
I think that you are falling into a similar pattern again? You have placed this into a black and white situation where you are bad and deserve this and they are right for leaving. Just because the situations are reversed, it doesn't mean that you are dealing with it correctly.
If you cannot grow and reflect from your past you will continue to drive people away. Everyone has made mistakes and the hurt you feel is just as valid as the hurt they feel. But loving people means you look after them as well as yourself. I think if you can understand this you might be able to make amends with Marty and Scarlet. Maybe not right now they are both kinda dealing with stuff and ultimately all you can do is apologise and wait for them to reach out
Also it's not your fault that Kermit lied to you for your time knowing him. Yod definitely did not deserve that
Thank you for taking the time to type this out it has given me a lot to think about.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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I miss my boyfriend.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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heres an idea! BREAK UP WITH HIM
No.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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you are not alone. no everything is always one person's fault. you have drawn us in. about what? jamie loves you. you deserve community.
Everything is my fault I could have saved him I should have saved him it is my fault that Marty and Scarlet and Eight left and it is my fault that Kermit is dead and I deserve to be alone.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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a widow sitting all alone
in a house of haunt and bone
echoes of times long ago
a weeping heart encased in stone
empty rooms and empty soul
now rotting in the darkest hole
the frog, the toy, the worm, the mold
filled the void within its halls
the widow lorded over all
trapped upon a throne of lies
hid in walls within her mind
blinded by by her pain and pride
she shared her pain with all the four
her fear and anger strike once more
the cycles of the past arise
open hearts her venom claws
one by one the people leave
one escaped, another hides
one is haunted by her past
the final one, the closest, lied
the widow sitting all alone
in her house of haunt and bone
one more chance, for love and home
escape her fate, begin to grow
look into the past and see
some of the blame does lie within
but still, the past cannot control
unless you stay and rot your soul
What is this from.
This is just like when my Tenants…
Former Tenants.
Shared their poetry with me.
Interesting.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 5 days ago
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Now that the kermit is off tumblr, will you be leaving too?
?? kermits been off tumblr for over a month bc he died. why would i leave now??
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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I feel I may need to reintroduce myself to those unaware of my great importance.
I am Number 5, Previously muppetjokernumberfivefan. I was one of the earlier followers of the croaker won over by his views of male superiority, and when he was absent I became a leading force in the brotherhood. I wasted time searching for him via the astral plane (I also burned down what I belive was an olipop warehouse).
Once he returned and rejected all his previous teachings I rejected him in turn and attempted to form an army to destroy him. However I admittedly became sidetracked, my own mind fractured from my time spent in the astral plain. I did also waste time trying to make friends... eventually my inner thoughts got the best of me, so I left tumblr to take time training my mind and body with a monastery of monks. Anyone who claims I was anywhere else during this time is a liar.
However, the time has come for me to return and take the throne that rightfully belongs to me. Join me and my brotherhood, as a new united and unstoppable force!
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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How was Kermit able to trick you with his death??? I can't imagine how devastating that is for you, that's so fucked up of them
As it turned out the Body was not Kermit it belonged to a Random Man we do not know I am unsure how we ended up with him instead.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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Don’t you feel embarrassed? The son you thought you had found lied to you about who he was. Ran to his wife and kid. Even his family will give HIM a second chance. What about yours?
Stop asking me about him and he was never my Son he was my Moirail a word that now leaves a Bitter Taste in my Mouth.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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i maid coukiez!1!1!!!!!1 :33333333
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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They're arriving.
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nextnumbermuppetjokerfan · 6 days ago
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I miss my boyfriend.
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