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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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alice auaa ad i awkwardly cropped from a screenshot because its not supposed to be reposted but i really love it and want someone to see it this is the original in its full glory so go look at that yes
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yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
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the hottest women you know are living in extremely concerning conditions
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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us
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