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sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time
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i'm the only one who'll love your sins
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hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
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y'all i finished and passed my ePortfolio
#now i just have to finish my other class#but i did the thing to graduate!!!!#in one month i'll be a dumbass with a master's degree#also passed my whole ePort with no revisions#can't tell if my advisor just didn't care but i'll take it lmao
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I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url
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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that
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how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
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