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Who would win: Shar's most devoted follower or one silly guy with a cute bird friend?

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umbra prints | patreon

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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."

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thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

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sorry i was awol i am obsessed with a show from over a decade ago

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they shouldnt put video games on the switch

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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

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Can I interest you in our desert menu?

sure what have u got

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Stumbled on this old Draw the Squad meme in my folders and I immediately got hit with THIS vision !! 😭😭 Still mind blown by how fitting it is ahsjdjzjs, we should bring back this kind of trend omg Probably my magnum opus of the year 💀🤚 Credits: Original template wasn’t by me, I couldn’t find the OP but apparently tsukiyamas on tumblr was the 1st one💕

my WIP is so silly compared to the final piece xd

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I love it when headlines get cut off

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let me oute i’m literally chill

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sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!