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"That's not a rumour that's a memory" about Daisuke "hearing a rumour" that he kicked Olethra's bully out of town has the same energy as "I wasn't always a fire fighter....I went to Highschool and then to community college and then I became a fire fighter" "That's not a secret that's just a normal life" with Ricky. Zac is so good at bluntly saying the stupidest shit it always makes me laugh

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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my minecraft dog

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hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

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Sibling Conversation

[Tapas / Webtoons / Ko-fi / Patreon]

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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Poorly drawn Gothita line

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i do think we glossed over the hilarity of joel returning from his singular week of paternity leave, incredibly sleep deprived, to the past life episode that featured talking horses

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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I had this old drawing, sooo I finished it. Been a LONG time since I properly drew them. (The sketch was done before R800 was made so sorry its old) Buuuttt I still love it :>

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For @ Astielerix on twitter :D

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Does anyone have that post that had a bunch of variations of "sorry I didn't text back"

I apparently didn't save it and now I'm in a situation where I need it. I don't feel I can text back without it

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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More of adult Chay and Lulu. New SMP soon and I'm not over them :')

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Oh god tommy spoke about ws in that interview im scared to watxh

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🤡💥🌪 // 👩🏻👑💕