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The Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody and Blood of Christ

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

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Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

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You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.

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likes: finding little objects

dislikes: throwing anything away, ever

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Every person in a position of political power should have their daily needs matched to the lowest class of their country.

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Wiggle wiggle

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It’s insane that I’m not some socialites daughter reaping the rewards of nepotism, cause I’d be really good at that I think

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Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?

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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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I got dracula aspirations but jonathan harker swooning syndrome and it’s really putting a cramp in my aesthetic