nikola-cola

[nikola-cola]

noooooooooo

"I'm soooo hot" yeah because you're in hell for narcissism now let me torture you

[nikola-cola]

Bitch what.

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[nikola-cola]

we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

[nikola-cola]

I may be gay but I DEFINITELY DON'T DO CRIME.

[nikola-cola]

No, I'm a cola.

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[nikola-cola]

Shitty drawing of a character.

[nikola-cola]

[nikola-cola]

@conjonthorn this is so us 💖💖💖💖

me and the girlies saying hi to each other

[nikola-cola]

[nikola-cola]

I think the mothman is over-sexualized.

[nikola-cola]

I am no longer confined.

[nikola-cola]

Huh?? You're like, ten, how the fuck do you have a damn resume?

@nikola-cola, I would like you to know that I put you down as a reference on my resume.

[nikola-cola]

@tesstheamphibian, is this what your life is like?

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[nikola-cola]

@conjonthorn, this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo us! <3

me when i;m bothering you

[nikola-cola]

As I watched her meticulously pin red string to newspaper clippings on a corkboard I leaned back in my chair and thought "Let's put her on Tumblr."

And so I did.

Everyone, welcome Conspiracy Conny to Tumblr.

@conjonthorn

[nikola-cola]

OMG I JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM, HE'S SOOOOO CUUUUUUTE! <3

[nikola-cola]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU‽

I CAST CUBE