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THIS IS THEFUNNIEST FUCKING NAME IVEECET SEEN OH MY HOD
I know it’s a bot but itsso funny
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Sometimes when I think about doing something self-sabotage-y I just imagine there’s a tiny little cat in my brain. Wouldn’t that tiny little cat be sad if I did something bad to myself just because I felt like I didn’t deserve something good?
Then I usually just decide to like idk. Go eat a pretzel and lay down. Make that tiny little cat happy
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Whoever keeps putting Nagito Komaeda on my timeline is a godsend. Missed that stupid little freak /endearingly
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The breeze through the kitchen feels both
cool and warm,
the smell of dampened grass trickling in
from a window I didn't know was cracked.
There's a certain unnamed dread in the way
approaching summer feels. The grass is greener,
trees blossoming into pink and white,
my boyfriend bought me a pear.
I've read poems before about splitting
oranges in half between thumbs, helping friends
never learn to peel them themselves.
There's a certain comfort in being needed,
being sustaining,
it's just an orange.
I think of this as the paring knife
scratches the bare surface of my thumb,
skin falling off the juicy meat of the fruit.
It's unripe. I'd tried teaching him
how to find a ripe one,
I'd found where
the breeze is rolling in,
it's merely fruit.
The kitchen is clean, and juice
trickles to the counter, leaving behind a
mess of skin.
I will cut this, knowing he
doesn't like pears.
The window is open, and I am cold.
Rain trickles through the open screen-window,
pitters against the floor in a wet puddle,
I leave it be.
A door slams shut, then open,
another window left ajar,
or perhaps a petty spirit,
Pay it no mind.
Open, shut. BANG.
My hands re sticky, coated in peeled
pear skin, juice,
my tea must be running cold,
I lick the juice off my hands
Open, BANG, shut. Hold.
It's a broken, damned melody
breeze blowing the curtains
Open, rumble, BANG
The pear is hard between my molars.
I oversteeped my tea, overtstayed
BANG, open,
time, shut, BANG
theres an old sketchbook
weathered with time in
rumble shut
the room, windows wide,
facing wind
The house is empty and the
curtains twirl with a haunting grace,
the air smells wet of grass.
I close the kitchen window.
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Little side profile practice, decided to throw Akutagawa’s face on it :)
#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd#bungo stray dogs akutagawa#digital art#monotone#sketch#side profile#practice piece#just a little…doodly do
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Little doodle of my current favourite song rn Fruiting Bodies by RIP >:3
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thinking of a vampire and person dynamic that is really funny to me hold on
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love how if you marry Abigail, her 14 heart event is about her having to save you from a monster and feeling some sort of quiet but life changing guilt about taking a life for the first time and she insists on burying it and if you go by the grave later you get a message about how she had to take a life to save yours and you will never forget that.
but if you marry Sebastian, he'll just be hanging out in the kitchen one morning and be like "hey, couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk through the mines and got this for you" and hand you void essence which you can only get in the mines by going down to the 80+ levels and killing Shadow People, which are sapient people that can talk and have their own culture and customs and shit, and this is a Perfectly Normal morning you can have.
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fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals






ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.
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My fuckin sister drew this in german class and it’s the worst thing ever :sobs:
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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I made this callout meme for me and me specifically
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