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Top 3 characters played by Jason Schwartzman that I'd like to run over with my car:
1. Josto Fadda from Fargo season 4
annoying, had a mustache, confused all the damn time. Im glad he got shot in the head
2. Cool Ethan from Slackers
just... a menace to society. Just cuz you sang a cute little song we should forgive you???
no 3. Max from Rushmore
look I've been a weird loser kid in highschool "in love" with an adult its not cute its just sad
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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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My Favorite Karedevil Scene (requested by @karedevil4ever)
“Here’s what I know. I will never lie to you again. That’s a promise. All right? Ask me anything.”
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‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.
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MY FAVORITE SUNGLASSES IN FILM (30s – 60s)
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S (1961) dir. Blake Edwards — costume design by Hubert de Givenchy, worn by Audrey Hepburn
PERSONA (1966) dir. Ingmar Bergman — costume design by Mago, worn by Bibi Andersson
LEAVE HER TO HEAVEN (1945) dir. John M. Stahl — costume design by Kay Nelson, worn by Gene Tierney
BREATHLESS (1960) dir. Jean-Luc Godard — costume design by Jean Seberg, worn by Jean Seberg
BELLE DE JOUR (1967) dir. Luis Buñuel — costume design by Yves Saint Laurent, worn by Catherine Deneuve
DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944) dir. Billy Wilder — costume design by Edith Head, worn by Barbara Stanwyck
NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1959) dir. Alfred Hitchcock — costume design by Harry Kress, worn by Cary Grant
LIBELED LADY (1936) dir. Jack Conway — costume design by Dolly Tree, worn by Myrna Loy
CHARADE (1963) dir. Stanley Donen — costume design by Hubert de Givenchy, worn by Audrey Hepburn
ANATOMY OF A MURDER (1959) dir. Otto Preminger — costume design by Michael Harte & Vou Lee Giokaris, worn by Lee Remick
LA PISCINE (1969) dir. Jacques Deray — costume design by André Courrèges, worn by Jane Birkin
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I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies.
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You know what I know I'm usually pretty silent but I need you all to understand the horrible impact SpaceX and Starship has had on South Texas.
Yes, fuck those ugly ass cyber trucks but FUCK that Space Center.
Starship genuine danger to the people who live here. It's to the point many of the people here when they heard the explosion joked that it was probably another one of Elon's rockets.
This is a horrifying pattern we are becoming numb to, we hear about a planned test launch and brace ourselves for more debris.
Several of Musk's attempts at rockets, especially after the deregulation, have resulted in catastrophic explosions. Want the list? Here are a few!!
December 9th, 2020- Starship serial No. 8, or SN8. Exploded upon landing.
February 2, 2021- Starship SN9. Exploded upon landing.

March 3rd. 2021- Starship SN10. Landed in one piece. Fire at the skirt caused an explosion.


April 20, 2023- Starship. Exploded once more. Debris scattered in Port Isabell.

March 6, 2025- Flight 8. Spun out of control and exploded in a mass of fireballs. Planes had to be grounded due to the mass explosion and the debris are stills scattered in the ocean.
And now we have the most recent and the worse one yet.
June 18-19, 2025- Starship 36 during a GROUND test caused a mass explosion, the looming mushroom cloud causing locals in Cameron to believed they had been bombed.
The loser describes this it as a "rapid unscheduled disassembly" instead of what they are: fiery failures locals have to deal with as a result.
Pretty much everyone locally knows Elon Musk and his negative impact on our home, people who have had the unfortunate curse to have worked with him and the center call it Cultish, 8 members of his staff who spoke out against his behavior and sexual harassment were all fired.
Its a well known fact he hates the people here, and he goes out of his way to find employees who are not from this area and move them down here.
Musk has tried to encourage even more white people to come down to South Texas and live in his "Starship City". An attempt to gentrify and push out local citizens.
Rebekah Hinojosa, a local Activist with Another Gulf Is Possible, even had her home unlawfully entered by police after an alleged graffiti on a mural he commisioned (which didn't even obscure the mural).
This article is a good read on everything Musk has done to South Texas
I am TIRED of this going unnoticed and unheard of the People of The Valley. I need you to stop laughing and start taking this seriously.
If you want to read more on all the insane shit this man has done to South Texas here are a few more Articles I would Recommend
South Texas groups sue Texas for letting Elon Musk's SpaceX dump wastewater without permit, SpaceX's Starship explodes in space, which Musk calls a 'minor setback', What Is Starbase? Elon Musk Builds a SpaceX City With Shops, Worker Housing and Its Own Mayor — But Texas Locals Aren't Happy
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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