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jonathan sims: what... are you?

michael distortion: i was.............. created.... by a fascinating phenomenon known as.................. updog......

jonathan: w-what is updog??

michael:

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awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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And they don't even pay her!

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She’s like Sonic

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just gonna say it, squidward was right about everything

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Magical Girl Aika

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man i really don't think so but okay i guess

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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adventures of a doggy boy and a kitty boy

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aaa the woezel :)

draw him, jester

might have misinterpreted a lil but but here’s your boy

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so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

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me untying a ribbon from a chocolate box for the hundreth time: this will look great in my hair

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it used to be 2007 you know

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Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me: