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Planet Zoo guest thoughts have a very distinctive Energy. I don’t know how to describe it but i love it

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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I found what I thought was a dead stag beetle in my house last night. I picked it up so the cats wouldn't get it and put it in the glass we use for bugs to show my family later.

Well, today I got up and the little fella was moving! I cut it a tiny slice of apple so it could drink the juice and it immediately perked up! It has now been successfully released back into the wild!

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Today I took a nap and had a vivid dream about a fake Doctor Who serial made during the mid-80's 18 month hiatus. It had female doctor who was supposed to be the 7th doctor, and involved robots somehow?

Then I dreamed up an entire behind the scenes documentary about this being some splinter production that was intended to be canon at the time, but went down in the fandom as a sort of obscurity/meme. All of the actors involved said they hated it, apart from the woman playing the doctor, who said it was her best work.

Woke up in a cold sweat wondering how my brain had come up with something so strange and vivid?

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mikuposting., maybe just this once

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everyone give thanks to the middle eastern and north african people of over ten thousand years ago for domesticating the african wildcat and providing the entire world with some of the best pets ever 🙏🙏🙏 it was probably the best idea any human has ever had.

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Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

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the time to be a mean dyke is now. be a killjoy feminist and take things too seriously, we’ve been too nice about girl math and girl dinner and pink jobs and the general infantilization of women and it’s gotten us nowhere. be a buzzkill now, for our future and our dignity

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part 3! its so fun making these help

I really had to dig deep in my ibis paint x for some of these to edit over icl

parts one , two

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Very serious Time Lord edit (Look, there's a fancy grey box and everything.)

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so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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the way feminism just died in recent years is crazy. a whole like 20 steps back!!!

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looms only bc no 2 people could’ve produced this guy alone but ‘ladled out of a genetic soup and raised by 44 lunatics’ just about tracks

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She wouldve done numbers here…..