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Super Mario 64 title screen (1996)

He was putty in her hands.

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If humans could see higher in the spectrum?

What if humans could see colors like ultraviolet and above? But, like, not just see them as the same colors - I mean as brand new colors, as if the visible light spectrum just went a little further and got more colors. What if it went all the way up to things like Gamma Rays and X-Rays, past the point where the wavelength becomes dangerous and destructive? Most people would probably live their entire lives without ever seeing these colors. I mean, how often is a normal person exposed to those? Computer screens wouldn't be able to give off those colors since they'd still be really dangerous, and photographs just reflect light - unless your lightbulb is giving off white light that includes significant amounts of gamma radiation (which I'd assume is really bad for you) then there's none of it to reflect off the picture and so it'll just look like a normal color.

But would someone who's never seen such a high wavelength still be able to picture it in their head? If someone lived their whole life without seeing X-Ray color, could they still picture it in their mind? Probably not, right? So what would discovering a new color even be like???

Imagine seeing a color you knew existed but simply was never feasible to see since it's too dangerous to produce a lot of. Imagine survivors of nuclear incidents seeing brand new colors from the immense radiation.

Imagine seeing a high-wavelength color and knowing that you'll probably never be exposed to it again because it's just so rare. Would it be possible to forget it? When you looked at a box of crayons, would that color feel like it's missing, since you know it exists but it's just not there? Would its absence make it possible to forget about it eventually and become completely unable to envision it again? Or would it stick out in your head forever? What would it sound like if you tried to describe it to someone who hadn't seen it? Would it be possible to find words for a color you've only seen once?

If anyone has any thoughts to add that'd be super cool! <3

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Life Lesson

Remember, kids, what's important isn't what you look like on the outside, it's that one day we'll all be Taken by the jellyfish army

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Planet with Glucose Atmosphere??

What if there was a planet that had glucose, or some other simple sugar or something, in gas form distributed through its atmosphere? Is that possible? Could it ever naturally occur? Would this atmosphere need to be too hot for liquid water to exist on the planet? If that was the case on some planet where life develops, could life forms native to that planet not need to eat, instead processing sugar from the air in whatever organ they use to breathe? Would other types of nutrients definitely absolutely need to be present in the atmosphere, or would just simple sugar be sufficient for an animal to exist there that never needs to eat? An earth animal probably couldn’t survive on just glucose and air, right? But maybe a creature evolved in that atmosphere could make do. I'm not sure, it'd be pretty sick if someone better than me at biology or physics or something could answer some of this.

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Character Ideas

1. It’s a monkey that rides on an adventurer’s back. It helps out in fights with a dagger. Maybe it can also use simple magic. It’s gotta be a really adorable kind. The most important part, however, is that it can talk, and it occasionally makes primate-related puns.

2. It’s some type of bird of prey. It’s an adventurer’s pet or companion, with the magical snazzy ability to turn air it pumps when it flaps into whatever gas it chooses. By flying, or by sitting still and flapping its wings forward. Examples of useful gases for fighting could be toxic smoke, scalding steam, or corrosive gas. Other useful possibilities are pumping clean air into a room filled with something unbreathable, or pushing a bunch of helium at someone to make their voice really funny. The bird may be sentient, or it may be trained to make specific things by the command of its owner.

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Festivity

If ye be a good pirate, ol’ Saint Nick will come down into ye’s cabin and leave ye some presents under the Christmas Barrel. <3

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Hey friends it's time to learn about animal behavior

I haven't used this blog yet. I figured it could use some content so I decided to publish some scientific science. I told this to my sister a while ago and now I'll be telling the whole world, or at least the 3 people who will read this. So have you ever wondered why dogs are always digging? They actually have a very good reason. But before I can get into it, I have to ask you this - have you ever seen a dog play baseball? Odds are you haven't. You might think this means dogs have never played baseball, but that would be mistaken. You see, the only reason you haven't seen photos or videos of dogs playing baseball is because it was before cameras were invented. Way back, long ago, mankind had not yet evolved into beings capable of playing baseball. Dinosaurs roamed the earth. The year was 1992. Back then, dogs were common baseball players. While the majority of baseball players are dinosaurs, as I'm sure you know, about one in every six players was actually a little dog. These dogs, although a minority, were actually the top players in the world! But I'm sure you're wondering, how would dogs be good at baseball? They have no hands for mitts or bats, and both their legs and their mouths are barely capable of pitching. You're right. They weren't. The thing was, dinosaurs were all such big-hearted softies. Whenever a dinosaur saw they were up against a dog, they'd find it so cute they'd go easy on the little pup. And so every time, they'd let the dog win, just so it would be happy. It became such a big deal, almost every dog alive got into baseball, and every dog with puppies taught them all how to play. And the dinosaurs loved it. But everything changed when humans - still not quite capable of playing baseball - created the movie Jurassic Park. Suddenly, dinosaurs were famous among humans! Any dino who was previously unseen by the public eye was liable to get swamped by humans asking for autographs just on the way to the store. Now, you may be aware that dinosaurs are all highly introverted. Even the best dinosaur baseball players wouldn't get too covered by the dino-media, because as the big-hearted sensitive reptiles they are, the fans knew the celebrities needed their space. Since humans didn't care about baseball yet, the dinosaurs had it great. But since humans are, on average, much less thoughtful and gracious than dinosaurs, they didn't respect their need for space. Suddenly every dino in the world was famous, and felt overwhelmed by all the attention. Soon enough, all the dinosaurs fled into underground bunkers, making sure not to tell any non-dinos about their locations for fear of the humans breaking in for more autographs. This left dogs and humans on the surface without them. The dogs, longing for the fame and the praise they received for their former success in baseball, taught the humans how to play, and gradually it became an important pasttime among humans. But it did not pay off for the poor dogs... The humans, being so much less kind than the dinosaurs, almost never went easy on the dogs, and not even one dog was able to make it to the top again. After a few years of this, almost every dog had quit baseball, frustrated by their lack of success and fame, until today not even one dog in the world plays baseball. Soon after showing it to the humans and witnessing their mercilessness, the dogs realized that to become famous and beloved again they'd need to rejoin dinosaur society. Their desperate research eventually led them to discover where the dinosaurs had gone - deep underground, in mysterious bunkers - but no dog could find where these bunkers were. It was decided that every dog would work together to search for a bunker, over the course of hundreds of years. The Doggo Diggo Dino Plan was written in 1996. A famous line from it reads, "Wuff... bork, arff," a concept that has become central in every dog's personal philosophy since. The plan suggests that every dog in the world collaborate to dig for the bunkers, and once one was found send in as many dogs as possible. The remaining dogs would continue to look for the other bunkers until every dog could live with the dinosaurs in peace. Bernard, the head author of the Doggo Diggo Dino plan, knew that this would take a long time - and somberly noted that the dogs alive at the time of writing would probably not live to see the bunkers found. He said that it was imperative for any dog with puppies to teach them not only how to play baseball, but instruct them to continue with the plan, so that long after Bernard and his fellow dogs were dead their descendants might be able to locate the bunkers. Many generations of dogs have come and passed since the plan was enacted, and each one has successfully given it to the next. Perhaps some day, tens or hundreds or thousands of years from now, the dogs will be able to reap the rewards of their ancestors' work and once again play baseball. Until then, that's why dogs will keep digging.

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I made the thing

Now it's a thing. I'm probably gonna put more things into this thing. I haven't really had a Tumblr before so I'm gonna try to do the things well.