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i watched agatha all along and loved it but then realized that teens story is just a changeling narrative and felt like my soul was lit aflame. (like sort of in a good way, had the same problem/joy with fringe)
so im back on some bullshit and learning to surface crochet protective spells, i guess.
#irl#when you fixate on something and then realize its You#this is niche bc whos a changeling these days amirite#anyway im back on tumblr now ig
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i would honestly be under LESS stress than i am right now if i were standing on top of a barricade all out of ammunition in 19th century paris
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genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.
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so on the subject of stolen property, i’ve seen various arguments on this point but it is in fact true that inheriting something from a relative, when you know full well that it was stolen, does not make it yours.
this clearly goes doubly so for powerful magical artifacts, and especially for artifacts which are strongly implied to contain part of their creator’s soul!
you can talk about consequences - maybe the artifact in question has benefits for you, maybe you’re not convinced its rightful owners would use it responsibly - but talking about the consequences doesn’t erase the fact that whatever benefits you think you’re getting are achieved through wrongful means.
which is why i, too, think Frodo should have given the One Ring back to Sauron. thief.
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@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired
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cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth
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Zendaya at the 2018 MET Gala
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gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist
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seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?
seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack
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Dream career: that girl in Kiki’s Delivery Service who lives in the woods alone and draws birds

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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
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