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happy uhhh. happy neopussy thursday

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

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my dream drakengard gaming setup..

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It's been very hot but also slow and so silent here during the day. In the evening, an enormous choir of crickets is starting, giving these last hot summer days a proper send-off. A good time to do camera experiments again, like putting a photo cam on the ground. As it turns out, there is a Groundhog here after all.

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I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

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shout out to all my fellow butch lesbians, you're valid no matter what

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if i see a girl watching the trans chaser bracelet i am dragging her to the ladies room to shove my neopussy in her face; if you run away from her ur a coward

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Wig

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bolcked. unfallowed.

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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my inprnt upon request :)

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griddlehark i'm simply never cleaning up and gideon floating bust.. for you <3