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this is entrapment

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mmmm handful of loose dry cornflakes straight out of the box

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i am no different than a pigeon i love bread and am kinda stupid

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one thing about me is that the moment i have to go to the airport i become the most type a person you’ve ever met and also start looking like the most average basic white girl you’ve ever seen

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happy pride month from your local aroace who really likes making bad notes app drawings ⤵️

(it’s my profile pic which is a bad notes app self portrait which has been inserted into a new note and had the aroace flag badly drawn around it)

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crawfish lunch yum

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my brother and i just spent probably 45 minutes talking like fools and being “jannoying” because we saw a jean shirt and it went downhill from there

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

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rundown of what i have worn recently:

various combinations of athleticwear but add an insane amount of glitter because it is hot and i have been working at the dance studio the past two weeks

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drinking lots of water right before bed surely there will not be consequences around 3 am

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*hugs*

thanks (there wasn’t an emoji to describe me rn so i made this one)

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making a grad gift for the person who literally changed the course of your life while also being on your period means it’s quite difficult to not get tears on everything

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happy Mother’s Day to my mama, who has dealt with 20.5 years of nonsense and shenanigans i love you mama

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Fellas I’m calling it now, deep dish is gonna cause a schism.

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god