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What the fuck is going on outside my window.

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Mom...?

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How to stop your twin from attempting to throw himself out of windows; a saga by me

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Dude. This is a ghost town, there's hundreds of people dead, why would you ever come back

My mom?? Is literally RIGHT next to me dude, ur so rude :/

Also WHO'S dead??? I've been meeting a bunch of people lol

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My guy you smell so strongly of the evils that it's toxic

LMAO WHAT??? I just got here like 2 days ago-

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Who wants to explore the abandoned school with me, I'm feeling

Explorative

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It's gone!

What the fuck is that screeching sound, I have to give momma and Cain (twin :) we got him a name by looking through some books) some headphones so they'd stop freaking out

[noahs-alternativehouse]

What the fuck is that screeching sound, I have to give momma and Cain (twin :) we got him a name by looking through some books) some headphones so they'd stop freaking out

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Well it wasn't much of a bustling town when I left, lol but it's not empty maybe people don't wanna come out of their house, just like me fr some days

My house looks great though, so that sounds like a HOA thing but they suck anyway so

Protest ig :) stick it to em

It's definitely more peaceful though!

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Really? Damn a corporate entity like McDonald's shut down? I know it took me a while to get back but damn, I could've sworn the one in the city I was at a few hours ago was still up

Hm

Well ppl go out of city for college for a reason IG lmao

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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IT'S LIKE BAD BUT GOOD NOT LIKE. ACTUALLY BAD DW

They didn't poison me, THAT would be McDonald's :/

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Yuh, me an twin just popped by there, apparently they got new employees though lol, food is terrible I love it

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Me an twin just hit up waffle house!! Idk what's going on but it's not closed so it's all good :)

I rlly need to find twin's name swheg

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Man sounds terrible, I could not go a day without hitting up waffle house 🥰 you should try that instead of flowers

They can sometimes like. Kill you and stuff, kinda neat that you didn't like. Die

Wish that was me

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Wait ur homeless? That sucks :(

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Oh sick ur one of those funky lil dudes with two first names, that's cool lol

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Why are you tryna eat flowers

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Lol I'm Noah, ur a funky dude,

Um.

Who are u kddhdk

Lol they're flowers and yeah you can but it might give you 'tummy hurts a lil too much for a lil too long' disease

I'll simply get rid of the stom- .

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??

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Twin didn't tell me the asks were off my bad besties I'll name it smth cool soon