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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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We are not the same

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Age-old enemies.

AndBeyond Kirkman’s Kamp, South Africa Photographed by Josh van der Ploeg

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Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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scroogemaxxing?

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and i’d give up forever to touch you… ‘cause i know that you feel me somehow..

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Ranking Vampire Blood Sources By Their Eroticism

Vampires can of course suck blood from any part of their victim, but what is the sexiest place to drink from? Here is a ranking of the hottest body parts to suck blood from, for a vampire*

The Neck

You can't go wrong with this classic. The neck has many nerves and some of the biggest blood vessels in the body. 8/10

The Inner Thigh

Need it hotter? Go for the femoral artery. The thigh is both delicious and soft and one of the best erogenous zones. 9/10

The Arm

It's an arm. It's not bad but it's not all that sexy. 7/10

The Butt

This depends on personal taste, no pun intended. The glutes can be plump and playful, but others may find the whole region dirty. 3-6/10

The Eye

The eyes are the windows to the soul, and bleed very well when punctured, but the pain level is far too cruel for any but the most extreme sadists of vampirekind. 2/10

The Fingertip

Unless your vampire is checking your blood sugar this just isn't very compelling. 3/10

The Ribs

Oh god yes. Ever nibble someone's ribs? Ever let them nibble yours? Imagine a vampyric feast on that sexy sexy ribcage. 10/10

The Renal Artery

When your body needs to clean your blood of toxins and other gross stuff, it sends that blood to the kidneys. The kidneys are the sewage filter of the blood and they're not even conveniently placed. Unquestionably the least sexy place for the human and vampire alike. 0/10 would not suck.

*Facts-I-Just-Made-Up does not condone drinking the blood of the living nor dead nor anything not prepared by culinary professionals.

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moodboards

- jackrabbits

- iris

the outsiders

- the gang x eccentric! reader headcanons

- the gang x cop’s daughter! reader headcanons

- the gang x bookworm! reader headcanons

- the gang as dog breeds

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violet

vampiress. #1 queen fan. lana del rey’s wife. alice’s adventures in wonderland enthusiast. dog breed nerd. cat lover. darry curtis’ girlfriend. cardan greenbriar’s queen. secretly a fruit bat.

masterlist

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Mary Oliver, from a poem titled "Beauty," featured in What Do We Know: Poems & Prose Poems

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Hi I was wondering if you’d want to be moots?

Yesss ofc!!!!

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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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forgive me father for i have not locked in

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