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that noise cats make when they’re surprised

reblog if you agree

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spray bottle emoji for ur discord server pls credit if u use

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i feel like god is playing a game with us called How Poorly Can Asagao Academy Age? and it can always get worse

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god

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Made @oddishpropaganda to reclaim the Oddish line from the absolute douchebag who shall not be named. Nuptup belongs to the wlw now. 1 follow = 1 Oddish rescued.

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Kit Harington and Toothless’ Lost Audition Tapes | HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD

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Voltron died doing what it loved: spitting in the face of everyone who made it popular in the first place

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the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

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Sometimes you meet a person and without them ever mentioning it, or wearing any merch, you can just sense that they still watch South Park.

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my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

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i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

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op was a terf so i’m stealing this post:

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and losing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

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Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

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Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

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has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

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when u know u have alot of great potential in you but are still too stubborn and lazy to do anything about it

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming