OOC extracts from Joe Abercrombie’s ‘The First Law’ book series (and some ‘Shattered Sea’).Submissions welcome and encouraged.
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Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie
(love to see a cool swordsman general who is also the gayest bitch alive ngl)
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'I have bigger problems than making wizards happy!'
Leo dan Brock, The Wisdom of Crowds by Joe Abercrombie
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By the dead, did he glimpse a muscular pair of buttocks in the shadows?
~ The Trouble With Peace, Joe Abercrombie
#the first law#joe abercrombie#first law ooc#first law out of context#tflooc#out of context#the age of madness trilogy#the trouble with peace#submission
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The superior did not look pleased by the thought of chicken.
~ A Little Hatred, Joe Abercombie
#the first law#joe abercrombie#first law ooc#first law out of context#tflooc#out of context#the age of madness trilogy#a little hatred#submission
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He squatted beside a stricken chair, latest casualty in his war against furniture.
~ The Heroes
#the first law#joe abercrombie#first law ooc#first law out of context#tflooc#out of context#the first law trilogy#the great leveller trilogy#the age of madness trilogy#the blade itself#before they are hanged#last argument of kings#best served cold#the heroes#red country#sharp ends#a little hatred#the trouble with peace#submission
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Within a minute or two, First Sergeant Forest will arrive to position his bared buttocks above my undeserving head.
~ The Heroes, Joe Abercrombie
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"Who the hell are you?" demanded the spoon-thief.
~ Best Served Cold, Joe Abercrombie
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"I love this pool!" cackled Ninefingers
— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie
#joe abercombie#before they are hanged#the first law#the first law trilogy#logen ninefingers#out of context#first law ooc#first law out of context#submission#submitted by: everythngsfunny-w-porridgenhoney
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'It's these peas,' he said, in a quavering voice. 'They've been absolutely murdered.'
- The Wisdom Of Crowds
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"Evil, those rabbit holes," whispered Shivers.
~The Heroes
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"After all that we have been through together? You mistrust me over a little paralysis?"
~ Best Served Cold
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"An hour ago you couldn't stand the thought of going back to that den of hypocrisy and erotic adventure."
"But my equipment is there!"
~ Best Served Cold
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"They always said you had a flint for a heart, but I never thought even you would be so cold as to suggest I drink milk, damn you!"
~ Best served cold
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Currently re-reading the First Law and stumbled upon this gem.
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‘I… I am not sure I understand, Superior.’ ‘Is it not a simple question? Nipples, Harker, on men. What purpose do they serve? Have you not often wondered?’
— Before They Are Hanged, Joe Abercrombie
#before they are hanged#joe abercrombie#the first law#the first law trilogy#first law ooc#first law out of context#out of context#sand dan glokta#inquisitor harker#btah#tfl#tflooc
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