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While I absolutely love Freak Zoey and art and fics of Zoey thirsting over her girlfriends, I would love more of the other two being thirsty for Zoey. Zoey takes a whole demon to the floor with her thighs. She is show running on walls and also the ceiling (?) during the water demon fight scene. She’s at least got some crazy core and lower body strength despite having the lightest weapons (though given how fast and far she’s able to throw her knives, I would not count her out in the upper body department either). And that little swagger walk she does with the knives behind her head in How It’s Done??

I’m just saying that Mira and Rumi deserve to thirst over Zoey too. And they deserve to be freaks about it just like we’ve all decided Zoey is.

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Regulus: *taps table*

Sirius: *taps back*

James: What are they doing?

Remus: Morse code.

Regulus: *aggressively taps table*

Sirius: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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My favorite little trend in the polytrix side of the kpdh fandom is when an artist draws something that only features two of the HUNTR/X girls and makes a note in the caption that’s like “the other girl is here in spirit don’t worry she’s not being excluded” I just think it’s so cute <3

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i dont like it when fan fictions make reg this cold, genuinely mean person towards the skittles. like YES he is towards everybody else, but around barty, evan, dorcas and pandora? hes a loser. hes a freaking loser and only they know it.

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The tag make it so much better

good morning

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Love them

Glad we all agree she’s a self-sacrificing idiot [affectionate]

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feel like zoey would post shit like this

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Beard. Beard is how I die

I swear this is karma for being gays as hell

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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I love how sapphic my feed has been recently

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regulus telling his friends “that wasn’t very toujours pur of me” the first time he got hard when he saw james and then saying “that was REALLY not toujours pur of me” after getting railed by him for the first time

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Listen listen LISTEN

When Zoey and Mira find out Rumi’s a demon and they see her from offstage, the fucking way that Mira's breathing speeds up is KILLING ME

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

Like Zoey's breathing hard too but with Mira it's so much more pronounced in the movement of her chest and shoulders, and she's not showing as much emotion in her face as Zoey but it's the immediate panic setting in in her body language. Like it's not just from running she is fucking HYPERVENTILATING

This shit hurts me SO MUCH

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“Your fanfic idea is so cringe” I know isn’t it brilliant

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse