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Mounties gotta have one of the worst uniform quality-to-fame ratios of all time. Midnight pants (not breeches) with the flattest yellow stripe of all time? Right next to dark red/brown boots?? And then they made their very bright tunics out of scarlet(!?) serge so they look as cheap shiny and flat as possible. Terrible!

I kind of like it in the same way I like Superman’s costume being brightly coloured. It says ‘I am a big goofy dork and friend to all.’ Then you read about anything the RCMP do and you’re like uhhhh

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a princess of mars (1917) - edgar rice burroughs

“several times i was attacked by a flying slab of meat”

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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happy pride moth

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the etsy seller says he knows i'm buying the authentic soviet greatcoat for sex reasons and he won't approve the transaction until i name engels' twelve proletarian measures against private property

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Syd Mead

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New shortwing! A silver whip-tail

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ACFC: I once saw a film about a hyper-intelligent master thief whose “tell” was that his brain was too heavy for his neck to support, so would periodically kink to the side when he was thinking too hard. Unfortunately it’s a tri-lingual film which I can’t seem to find with English subtitles, so the only copy I have has the English and Italian portions subtitled in French, and the French parts completely un-subtitled.

Anyway, Le Cerveau(1969) featuring David Niven.

they used to give actors stuff like this to do. now it’s stand in front of this blue screen and say ‘give me the power cube’

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Congratulations - your application to be a petgirl has been approved! Unfortunately, we don't have any openings for a puppygirl, horsegirl, catgirl, mousegirl or cowgirl, but we do have a very exciting opportunity as a fishgirl. Here's your costume. You'll want to put your arms in these fins - that's right, elbow first - and your legs in this tail. Here's your respirator - hold on tight to that; you wouldn't be able to put it back in, with the fins and all. Alright, the aquarium is all ready for you - swim back and forth for as long as you can, and for God's sake, try to look expensive.

hm

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It's normal for puddings to be boiled, or steamed, nothing wrong there

video game guard looking at my carefully placed pudding distraction object

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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adverse conditions entry: on a transcontinental flight, sitting in the aisle seat, the guy one row up on the other side of the aisle was watching san andreas, the movie where california is destroyed by an earthquake and dwayne the rock johnson is there. i’m easily distracted by moving images so decided to watch over his shoulder. “replacement-tier disaster movie viewed without sound on a small screen from four or five feet away” isn’t the entry, the entry is that i was trying to watch it but the guy kept fast-forwarding through every scene that wasn’t earthquake destruction. i’m not sure how much of the plot i actually missed but i’m fairly certain i was supposed to know who the character who got obliterated by a shipping container was in relation to everyone else fairly certain this was also a flight to california, so the guy may have been manifesting (hasn’t worked so far)

I think that guy may have been Donald Trump

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WAVELENGTH [3d model comm for IKARIBUNBUN]

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okay, so like, I don't know what gender euphoria is supposed to feel like. I have normal (i.e. alienated and vaguely dissociative) body feelings. It's there, I usually avoid thinking about its specifics, but it's basically fine. But when I think about being called by a different name I get like a whole body psychic shudder. Something between butterflies in your stomach and the feeling at the crest of a roller coaster, coupled with a deep fear of anyone ever knowing this.

that's fine, surely? I don't need to examine it any further, and can safely shelve it under the floorboards of my brain.

have you read The Telltale Heart