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what's in yuzuru's bag? skates. skate guards. another bag. screwdrivers. a black hole teeming with an infinite number of audio listening devices. and one pooh-san to rule them all.

ft. the duality of man:

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jumpscare

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Anyway I hope this is something

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The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

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You know I had to do it to em

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I cannot fucking believe how much I'm losing my mind right now over soy sauce history. I'll tell all of you about it after I finish this essay because I need to un-distract myself enough to finish it but what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I'm losing my fucking mind.

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OMG lookism has an anime?!

but I have moved on...

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cr: 百变花央

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I have many thoughts about minho. Maybe I will post it later 😭

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Hey so! I’ve been wanting to share one of my Kurama(yu yu hakusho) headcanons for a while, but have been too lazy(and scared) to put it into words and share it w/ my followers ahah. But i’m finally gonna share it..! This is one of my headcanons that’s most crucial to how I interpret his character… and I want to preface this with saying that everyone has a different interpretation of a character, and that’s ok; u don’t have to agree. Interpretations can feel very personal sometimes…this one means a lot to me personally haha. Anyway, here goes: (BIG SPOILER WARNING!!!)

Keep reading

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Sadistic Beauty BL Side Story - By Lee Geumsan (7/10)

Hi. Quick disclaimer. This side story is from the same author that wrote Sadistic Beauty. If you don't know yet I'm sorry but Lee Geumsan is a creep. The author is human trash. Get on a pirate ship if you want to read this. Do not support this author in any way, and don't look at their twitter unless you want to throw up.

This story takes place after the disastrous ending of Sadistic Beauty, which was universally hated by anti-fans that stuck around to watch the trashfire. The protagonist of Sadistic Beauty had multiple male partners, and she abandoned (and abused) serveral of them. We are supposed to hate Minho, even though he is a victim of extreme sexual and emotional abuse. He is a masochist, but his sadistic ex girlfriend didn't care about boundaries. If you hit a masochist in the head with a bat without permission that isn't going to be hot for them. That's not how it works. If you don't have a safeword your partner is going to be nervous, not aroused. Minho had to deal with a lot of gross neglect when he was one of her many concubines.

Minho needs money. His relationship with the old protagonist, Duna, destroyed his self esteem. He was a professor, but he fell apart. He stole from his friends. He used his father's savings to try to get his life back. His writing career tanked. Gosh. Being abused for years sure does take alot out of a person. We're supposed to hate Minho because he is a thief, but unlike the author we're normal people with empathy. Minho was born poor. He didn't understand his own sexuality. He was overworked AND his on again off again girlfriend would literally leave him alone when he started crying after sex. Extremely violent sex that involved blood.

Minho has no options. Like most victims of abuse he lashed out. He pushed his friends and family away. His friends in particular can't forgive him because he did try to steal money, and even novel manuscripts, from them. He was desperate, but I do get why he's alone. It's hard to be stable and normal when you're being abused, but he did hurt everyone who really loved him.

(his ex is in a happyish relationship with a completely devoted male slave by the way, because life isn't fair. His abuser never gets punished. Only he gets punished. The author admitted that they like to make Minho suffer on twitter.)

This is Minho's new abuser. Minho is not attracted to him. His name is Wookyung, and he did have potential before the author ruined him on purpose. This particular author has a fetish for abuse. Wookyung immediately beats Minho after he offers his body in exchange for money. He also breaks Minho's leg. He's a rich sadist...no. He's not. This is not BDSM. This author has no idea how to write BDSM and they do not care. Wookyung uses his money to string Minho along.

He fell in love with Minho when he saw him cry. He admired Minho before, but he's an asshole. He wants to lock Minho up and use his body whenever he wants in exchange for cash. Minho regrets asking Wookyung for help immediately. He wakes up with a broken ankle, and Wookyung refuses to take him to the hospital. Wookyung also threatens to cut his foot off.

I would be excited if somebody else was writing this. It's extreme. The expressions are good. Minho isn't boring. He's an extremely flawed man with depression and baggage. Wookyung may be rich, but he's not good enough for Minho. Minho is still trying to get a job. He doesn't want to be a pet. His terrible new relationship with Wookyung motives him, and he tries to earn his independence again. Wookyung tries to stop him at every turn.

My boy Minho does not lie down and take shit. He accepts the money in the beginning, but then he wants to die. The money isn't worth it. Again. Let me clarify. Minho was attracted to his evil ex. He isn't attracted to Wookyung, so he isn't blinded by any kind of love. He says he'll pay Wookyung back, even if it takes a lifetime, but Wookyung doesn't let go. Minho tries to flee and he almost murders his new abuser, who is somehow worse than the last one, with a hammer.

Damn.

That would have been a good ending.

Wookyung punishes him for being disobedient. Wookyung punishes him when he's not excited. Wookyung punishes him when he gets aroused. This author is physically incapable of writing an erotic scene that doesn't involve vomit, blood, or screaming.

On top of everything else Wookyung is manipulative. He plans to marry a woman and keep Minho in a secret apartment under watch. He rarely lets Minho outside. He's the bastard son of a very rich man, and his shitty elitist divorced mom controls his life. Wookyung is kind of pathetic. That would be interesting if I didn't know that the author will mess up the ending. It's going to happen. Guaranteed. Wookyung plays nice for a few chapters, and then this happens.

He hits Minho with a bottle FOR NO REASON. He gets angry about a COMPLETE MISUNDERSTANDING, and brutally beats Minho unconscious. He STILL doesn't take Minho to the hospital. He calls his personal doctor, and the doctor says the strike TORE HIS SCALP OPEN. Again, this was for NO REASON. Wookyung was mad because his mean mom is a meanie. He assumed that Minho ran away while he was gone, BUT HE DIDN'T. Minho is trying. My god, Minho is trying to give this abusive loser what he wants, but nothing works. Nothing can calm down this man child except sex.

The art is great. There are glimmering moments of potential, but they all get ruined by the authors fetishes. Sadistic Beauty was very popular in the beginning, but it plummeted when the author made their protagonist a complete sociopath. Sadly, they will probably keep publishing because they are a talented artist. Yandere stories don't have to be fluffy, but I hate seeing so much wasted potential.

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Best of favorite dance moves 💃🕺 via @ Ed People on Youtube https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1560874626380857344

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Fly High

A Yuzuru Hanyu infographic analyzing his quad jumps and triple axel success rates. (open image in new tab to view at higher-res)

No reposts/distribution offsite without permission please!

(I would never claim that this data is 100% fact-checked—for someone who likes stats, I’m quite terrible at them. But I QA’ed and checked my work to the best of my ability!)

It’s very odd attempting to summarize his entire career into a one-sheeter, but I’m simultaneously amazed. Behind every number and every dot is undoubtedly a level of effort and dedication that only Yuzu himself knows of. He has always challenged himself to never let go of his artistic ability, even when taking on new jumps of new heights. What a magnificent competitive career; can’t wait to see where he’ll go from here!

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Changelog:

Edit 7/22: updated 4Lz attempts from 5 to 4 (in original, mistook a JNats19 3Lz attempt for a 4Lz attempt) and changed success rates accordingly.

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basic fallacies of modern fandom:

1) you made me feel something I wasn’t prepared to feel and now I’m going to hold you responsible for it

2) i am emotionally invested in a headcanon about this piece, so I am now expecting the source material to oblige me, and will punish them if they do not

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obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song