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oh to be a vaguely masculine radioactive ghoul ripping people to shreds and shrieking

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cringe but free

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why is there just a security feed of some random fucking ramp and doors on tumblr live??

Tumblr has a live???

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good thsi fucking uuuuuuh needs more juice

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BOREDOM BE VANQUISHED

If you're having a case of the mondays like I was (until my friend decided to download the entire unofficial collection of homestuck onto their friend's computer and it took two hours), I cannot possibly with any fathomable depths of my now slightly less cold and dead heart recommend more this generator: https:// www.name-generator.org.uk/band-name/ (remove the space in between the // and the www). And oh my god for my sake, put rats or hamsters in the animal option. Please

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The bbg came in today! I had to

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Arby's: We have the poltergiests

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

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and you didn't hmu? sadge

i went to you’re so beautiful island and it was full of people with brown eyes and big noses

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"Hot take: undertale is kinda mid-" [shot]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

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Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

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So what you're telling me is, we tell Dolly Parton, and all the transmascs show up in the most flamboyant masculine outfits with protein shakes and spite Oklahoma so hard that it doesn't get tornadoes for a year

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Love these dogs so much

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HEEEEEERE'S FLOWEY

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Rest in peace, Bob Wilson

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

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ummmmm why do you think that is

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thats fuckin uhuuuuuuuuhh leaf bean neck