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Missing tog like crazy right now. I need to be writing

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this thing has lived rent free in my head since @jcksonmaine posted this and so now you all have to live with it too (feat. my favourite teapot that you definitely need a cloth to lift when it’s hot, yusuf your fingers are burning, please think with other head babe)

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first of all, your nicky/joe meme drawings literally give me life and i adore them!!! i don't know if you take prompts but randomly that exchange from b99 came to mind and it felt perfect... joe: i can't believe i'm gonna sleep with him | andy/quynh/random soldier: well.. you don't have to | joe: no. i'm gonna ... anyways feel free to ignore but thank you so much for your invaluable service, you're a legend!!!

a) thank you so much!! and b) i had to immediately scribble that down because oh my god how did i never think of that so excuse the quality but

and then joe and quynh continue to commiserate about their taste in romantic partners for the next few centuries because this happens literally two minutes later:

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The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

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Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) dir. George Miller

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Nicolò, sometime in the 12th Century: So who is your poem about?

Yusuf: What?

Nicolò: The poem you’re writing. You wrote about a man with eyes the colour of the sea and you want to dive into them. Who’s it about

Yusuf, staring at Nicolò, the only white man in the Middle East either of them have seen in ages: You don’t know him

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"bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn" that's nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what's important to focus on here is that you're just having the funnest time ever

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I love cheese.

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WHO DOUBTED ME??!!

Also saucy boy medieval undies

And a belt buckle my mom used to use for her medieval costume days

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The Talking Bird, 1959.

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We love a BIG SCARF in this home

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so my husband sometimes talks in his sleep and if I'm lucky, I can catch him at the very edge of awareness and slip in some ideas or tell him to do something in his dream. Last night he was on some mission where he had to infiltrate a base (from what I could tell at least. A lot of it was gibberish) but the people were skunks? So I'm like don't forget to stealth! And he goes "Ope! SKUNK MODE" and apparently that was him putting on a skunk disguise and I just have to congratulate his subconscious for being funny as fuck

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The day I died, I killed the guy that killed me. They try to condition us, you know? Thousands of hours of training. Two shots, quick kill. But they can’t teach you how to live with it. 

KiKi Layne as Nile Freeman   THE OLD GUARD (2020)

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in tears rn

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When you're the first person to join a zoom meeting and you and the host are just staring dead-eyed at your screens. I want to die of cringe

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You look so much cuter in your pointy red hat sweetie, now wait here in the garden, Mommy has guests~

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