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The theory that my school is a cult only increases

(My classroom is in a fucking church this year. They aren’t beating the allegations)

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It pisses me off so bad when ppl call me short king. That’s such a cis guy thing to say but like OH MY GOD SHUT UP IM LITERALLY SHORT FROM MY CRIPPLING ALCOHOL ADDICTION, DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN IT TO U?

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trans girls crack their eggs

nonbinary people crack open some oysters

trans guys uhhhhhhh crack open a cold one or somethink idk

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Hey transmascs. Don’t underage drink. They just took my blood work to try to put me on testosterone and I, at 17, have the liver of a 55 year old man and they don’t think it’ll heal enough for me to ever be able to safely start testosterone. I am fucking devastated and I hope none of you have to go through what I’m going through right now.

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They won’t let me drink anymore.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏

Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities

Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you

Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist

Cut that bullshit out

Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy

I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker

I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect

TLDR; Queer people shouldn’t have to be historians or scientists for you to not be a fucking dick

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is everyone good with sharing numbers or 😔

Guys do all you have discord or smth we need a family gc @stoned-sh4rk @nightshadeeaterzz @anomymous2 @b0ys-will-be-bugs-right @empress-azrael @jasper-the-alien

[noname-mpregboy]

You deserve food and we love you

but blueberries are awesome sauce for a diet so I can’t argue with that actually even if it is unhealthy

lowk about to go on a blueberry diet and eat only blueberries because I'm a shitty person and shitty people don't deserve food so

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Chat … is it weird or wrong if I prefer to be referred to and treated as a fictional character??

Like … I LOVE the idea of getting fanart. And headcanons. And horrifically mischaracterised blog theories on here. And people kinning me. And people making edits. And people having merch of me.

Plus I HATE acknowledging that I’m real. I HATE IT!!

If I were spoken to face to face about me as a character maybe I’d be treated as like a developer or author of sorts??

[noname-mpregboy]

Guys do all you have discord or smth we need a family gc @stoned-sh4rk @nightshadeeaterzz @anomymous2 @b0ys-will-be-bugs-right @empress-azrael @jasper-the-alien

[noname-mpregboy]

Got a whole ass online family

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I’m a masochist but not in a sexual way. More like you should stab me while we’re cuddling

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chat being forced to engage w/ hamlet i need distractions everyone interact with me in the next 10 minutes

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Oh the kids are gonna love this one

It’s okay if you have pores guys. That means little gay fairies can literally facefuck you

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It’s okay if you have pores guys. That means little gay fairies can literally facefuck you

[noname-mpregboy]

cunty fugitive lesbian cryptid

That’s

wow

ok

awesome sauce

Elliot is my irl bsfs name😭

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woahhh hey lookie here i stumbled upon ur blog n u seem really cool so hiii :3

(i’m so good at talking fr)

yayayayaya hiii :3

(Peak social skills right there fr)