nonbinary-octopus
nonbinary-octopus
Bake Til Good
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Writing sideblog: @nb-octopus-writes. AO3: PaigePenn. My Redbubble: FireLemur. If you follow me from an empty blog, I'm gonna assume you're a bot and block you.
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nonbinary-octopus · 31 minutes ago
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I like playing a game called "Oh hey, they were on Leverage" which is when I glance at the TV on any given channel, recognize someone who probably played a villain on Leverage, and go "Oh hey, they were on Leverage."
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nonbinary-octopus · 37 minutes ago
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Maybe ill post the individual outfits
Later it was surprisingly fun to do
You kinda have to get creative since hes basically a brick with legs though
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nonbinary-octopus · 38 minutes ago
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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI
this is about the trampoline bunnies
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nonbinary-octopus · 57 minutes ago
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i made my brother read this and before he even got to the second panel, he said “ralsei is gonna kiss her isn’t he” and i said “how did you know? is it because ralsei said okay……” and he didn’t answer
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nonbinary-octopus · 58 minutes ago
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nonbinary-octopus · 60 minutes ago
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nonbinary-octopus · 1 hour ago
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I need you folks who are going back to school to understand this, sleep deprivation is not something to be proud of. You are being fed capitalist propaganda to make you believe that working yourself to the bone is a good and smart business model from a young age. If all you do is “get 3 hours of sleep” because you’re studying, you’re just gonna burn out quicker, forget the information you’re trying to cram, and cause your brain to cannibalize itself.
Do not compete by making unhealthy habits. This will only fuck you up in the long run.
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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A gif for Mermay!
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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Franz Kafka, 1912
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.
But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:
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AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.
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nonbinary-octopus · 2 hours ago
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There’s being queer/lgbt+ and there’s not being that and then there’s a grey area in between the two and I’m still inviting those people to the party tbh
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nonbinary-octopus · 3 hours ago
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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nonbinary-octopus · 3 hours ago
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~ The Correct Thing in Good Society, Florence Howe, 1888
*The traditional Christian wedding ceremony includes the words "to love, honor and obey" in the wife's vows
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nonbinary-octopus · 3 hours ago
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Not an American, but I do find the Civil War very interesting. Do you have any underrated (by whatever metric you feel most appropriate) commanders or other figures you reccomend I look into?
I recommend reading about George Henry Thomas, affectionately called "Pap" by his subordinates. He was a competent, methodical commander who prosecuted battle with exceptional skill. He was mostly overlooked in contemporary history because unlike many of the commanders, he didn't publish his memoirs, due to a combination of him dying in 1870 and his personality as a quiet, reserved man who was uncomfortable with self-promotion and hated politics (Andrew Johnson wanted to replace Grant with Thomas as general-in-chief, US Army).
Thanks for the question, Anon.
SomethingLikeALawyer, Hand of thebKing
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