nonbinary-witch-sam

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BANG OUT THEM TUNES!

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when youre done studying me can i take a look at the notes. No thats okay im just curious.

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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

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and yes I do wish literally anything other than the cw's supernatural had provided me with a lifeline during the darkest years of my life. in case you were wondering. thanks for asking yeah. no I really wish it had been like lispector or dostoyevsky or something too. yeah. so

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concepts that are inherently sexual in the CW's supernatural:

violence (esp with knives and guns)

torture

possession

vampirism

dealmaking

concepts that are not inherently sexual in the CW's supernatural:

sex

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one thing that I found funny (when I was still in a relationship) is that at night when we slept, he'd be the biggest spoon, I'd be the middle spoon, and Pangur would be the smallest spoon. but Pangur only really likes me, so she'd growl and snap at his fingers if they got too close. the sound of her gummy mouth smacking shut in the dark.....guys, she's a really good cat.

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #birds twice a day.

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mmm,,, sam feeling Gender Feelings™ and discovering it/its pronouns pls,,,,,,,,

[nonbinary-witch-sam]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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by @CORVICIDE_ [commissions / shop]

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[nonbinary-witch-sam]

I love you freaky demon boy ❤️

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They always make my heart melt

I can't draw feathered kittens BAT I like the idea that Gabriel has three pairs of golden wings!!!

THREE PAIRS OF WINGS!!!!✨

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mmm a leaf. hwuaefgh!

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