nonbinarybutterfly

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passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the passenger seat is called shotgun

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my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

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essential information

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the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

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why doesn’t Mitski have a song about how bad ass Dark Souls III is

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

[nonbinarybutterfly]

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time

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been trying to come to terms with the fact that I was in an emotionally abusive relationship and it's been.... rough

[nonbinarybutterfly]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

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Settle a bet.

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Me every time my stomach hurts

[nonbinarybutterfly]

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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may september bring gay & crunch of leaf