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billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie
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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves
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(furiously jerking off) actually south park… fuck… south park makes fun of both sides equally
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If monasticism were mainstream
If monasticism were mainstream, the average American grocery store would be a place of quiet order and sacred rhythm. Aisles lined not with noise and impulse, but with intention and restraint. Robed men moving deliberately, exchanging nods of brotherhood, selecting only what is needed, their carts as simple and dignified as their lives.
Dominican. Franciscan. Benedictine. Augustinian. No chaos of individual expression. Just unity, order, and fraternity.
There are no influencers here. No boys chasing virality. Just men aligned to something older, deeper, and harder than themselves. No gym bros or red-pill gurus. Every man has a superior. Every man knows when to speak and when to be silent.
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Ever since i was a boy i wanted to pay the highest cost of living on the continent to be a disposable animation studio intern
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Graham crackers are so stupid good. Thank you to Mr Graham or whoever
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2 years and i still laugh at this comment only because its the truth
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A wise man once said “some crushes are better left as crushes. Sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them” and that’s facts. 
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Diversity win! This misogynistic double standard is trans inclusive!
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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