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I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

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yo what

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another random migraine for no reason. this is interfering with my gaming time

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my potion #MyPotion

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turns out I just had an ancephalgic migraine

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I've apparently developed a new blind spot to the lower left of my central vision, which is making it harder to read text and recognize faces. which I'm sure will go away eventually so it's nothing to worry about

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a commercial for a new soft drink product set in medieval times. a mob of angry peasants marches up to the king's castle and demands the new Coke Zero Vanilla soda beverage. the king and his advisors are confused as this is medieval times and there is no such thing as a soda beverage let alone Coke. nonetheless he directs the castle alchemists to invent an elixir to placate the rabble. cut to the castle apothecary, a wizened senior alchemist and his upstart apprentice are mixing together various solutions of lead, sulfur, and mercury, producing strange concoctions and vials of murky ooze. we see a montage of their failed attempts, e.g. clouds of toxic gas, explosive reactions, dead rats. eventually we see a glass filled with an effervescent caramel-colored liquid and ice cubes, with condensation forming on its sides. unmistakably, it is the new Coke Zero Vanilla, available in stores now

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I really enjoy how these are worded

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saw a post on here that made me genuinely ask myself, “wait, is fluttershy bourgeois?” i need to lie down

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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

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I’m the world’s worse advocate for wasps. Everytime I see people repeating bees=nice good pollinators wasps=bad stinging meanies, I face a deep internal struggle trying to explain how they are important to the environment without explaining wasp facts that freak them out in ways they never even thought

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