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Skinny Martin is an unforgivable offense and all offenders will be cited

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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The more you repress your emotions, the stronger your elemental eruption attack is going to be. Bottle it up!

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The more you repress your emotions, the stronger your elemental eruption attack is going to be. Bottle it up!

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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browsing tumblr on my computer feels like i am doing important business whereas browsing tumblr on my phone feels like i am rotting in realtime

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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

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Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

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if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

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-Do I look cool?

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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Addams Family Values 1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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adopting this into my vocabulary