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clowny themed zodiacs !!! ✨️💥✨️

1st pic: gemini, libra, virgo, cancer

2nd pic: leo, scorpio, capricorn, pisces

3rd pic: taurus, aries (designed by @galactoon !!!), aquarius, sagittarius

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My clowns! #myclowns

They’re grouped by type but I will not yet be revealing the type. Just watch out!

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theres dozens and dozens of articles like "you should eat bugs! they're so nutricious and good and environmentally friendly! sadly everyone thinks it's gross and no one wants to eat them :'( "

WRONG! I WANT TO EAT BUGS. I WANT CRUNCHY CRICKET CROUTONS FOR MY SALADS. I WANT TO PUT MEALWORMS IN MY BREAD FOR EXTRA PROTEIN.

BUT I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THEM ANYWHERE THAT'S NOT A PET STORE??? IT'S JUST FOR PETS NOT FOR ME. NOT ONE OF THE PRO BUG EATING ARTICLES WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THEM. GATEKEEPING!!

can i eat the ones for pets? like part of the reason i want them is that it's good for the environment, so i don't wanna order them from halfway across the world, that defeats the point! can i just but mealworms for pets and eat them? i found some for people but they're like 5 bucks for 20 grams which is fucking stupid.

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i really enjoy living in this destitute snow-scape north pole-esque land because i could never deal with a bug ever but oh my god is it annoying every time i have to go outside and lo and behold! ice and snow everywhere

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they (my spies in training) are solving cases to save the world

I (their boss) am in the corner looking at sonic fanart, periodically asking how it's going and nodding pensively

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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Honestly nothing at my job has filled me with as much relief as finding out noone else like the boss either. it's not that she dislikes me, she's just a bit of a bitch :)

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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why does every job application page ask for references bitch why do you think i LEAVE!!!! because im HAPPY????? managers are CUNTS!!!!! dont ASK about my past JOBS!!!!!! they aint SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

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it's getting sexy, i get down on my knees, you look up to the ceiling for just a second and when you look back down again your penis looks like this

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sometimes i look at obviously queer people in public to get the buffs, however i tend to forget that if i don't put effort into controlling my face i look like the human enbodiment of >:[

and now I've accidentally comitted a hate crime because i don't think they can tell that I'm queer too and definitely don't know that my brain is doing cartwheels going "yippee!!"

Saw a visibly transgender person at the airport I've got a passive health regen effect for the next hour

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Extreme targeting of me personally going on here...

"do you like your two favourite podcasts, two of your favourite shows or perhaps one of your latest hyperfixations?"

jesus ok i guess I'll have to stick around and see where this goes.

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