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Goodluck Pikachu

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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two cats

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We should stop to infantilize adult spaces on the internet.

YouTube is not meant for children, YouTube kids is.

Not all video-games are for children, a child can play mario kart not GTA.

ALL online games with a free chat aren't safe for children, regardless if there's a filter or not.

Every kind of chat, especially if people can send media or link over it, is not safe for children.

Children aren't safe online.

Governments shouldn't have any word (apart from already illegal content) on what belongs on the internet and what doesn't, kids shouldn't be unsupervised on the internet anyways.

Censors of the media always start from porn, because it's the most indefensible kind of content, and when they start banning other kinds of content they can always say that you just want back porn.

It was never about porn.

They're censoring Spotify, Wikipedia, YouTube... all sites where a kid shouldn't be unsupervised anyway.

They don't care about protecting the kids.

Sorry for the long post, but it is important to know that censors on porn never stop on porn.

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cherries and strawberries 🍒🍓

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

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Everyone say it with me, "just because a woman is expressing her sexuality does not mean she's setting back women's rights. It does not mean she's playing into the patriarchy. It means that she's expressing her sexuality"

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Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

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As always, I’m here to answer the important questions!

There’s more about this on Patreon!

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Had this tattoo planned for a while and finally got it yesterday! The Spider is a golden silk orb weaver, and she is spinning her silk with a drop spindle.