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Chinese birthday boi Chinese birthday girl

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i promise i finished this on time. yes??? whatever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONG LU !!!

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goodbye 2025 hello 2015

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Alright, so a lot of you know about the concept of a twitch warlock; a warlock who calls their patron "Chat" and/or "Mods". Some fun ideas about that character idea that I and probably also others had were: instead of eldritch blast there's just a really loud bass boosted twitch follow notification sound that vaporizes the enemy, and of course the fun "Mods, can we ban this guy?" *enemy gets blasted*

But how about other internet based characters?

A hacker (rogue) who can use persuasion and forgery skills to get into basically any place, probably either a chaotic good anarchist who uses those skills to fight for justice or a chaotic evil asshole who just uses them to get rich

A health vlogger (cleric) who uses smoothies, yoga and chia seeds to heal their party (probably lawful neutral or lawful good)

A hater incel (bard) with low charisma and a great love for vicious mockery who tries (and fails) to seduce any woman he comes across and gets very angry. Has like two followers on soundcloud (chaotic neutral, not evil because the incel hater type 99% of the time is just uneducated and not actually evil)

A pretty lumberjill (is that the word for a female lumberjack?) (barbarian) who only posts videos of her chopping wood in her free time and she doesn't know why she's so popular on the internet (lesbians, mainly) (can be pretty much any alignment but I think true neutral might be most interesting, she's just splitting wood and drinking tea with her friends and doesn't care too much about economy or politics) (not based on nicole coenen she has a different vibe)

feel free to add more ideas

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Places you should add to your little town/city in your fantasy world!!

Post offices. Wild, I know. But give me the unhinged kind. Pingeons and little postal dragons all over the place. You enter. The most disgusting smell fucking assaults your nostrils. You know what it is. Letter in hand, you go up to the counter. The postal worker is just a slightly bigger pigeon. You shed a tear.

PLAYGROUNDS!! Create the most dangerous kinds of playgrounds, the ones suburban moms would TRIP if they ever saw one. Monkey bars that are way too tall, swings that go full circle... The metal slide stays the same, it's already painful enough.

PARKS!! MAKE IT ALIVE!! Show people going on walks, reading beneath trees. C'mon most of them are already hundred years old (And are going to die after that CR 15 creature wrecks the town) anyways!! Show couples and picnics, show a family enjoying the sunday, give me someone picking flowers for their loved ones.

A bakery! Do you know how much these places are underrated? And do you know how much plot potential they have? Every good story starts with food poisoning or granny's recipe! Give me a place your players/readers are going to treat like home and, for once, it's not a tavern or a guild.

Government buildings! Give me a town hall that has a kilometric line in front of it. Give me a registry that is as old as this town. Give me police stations! Give me courtrooms! Make one of your players get arrested and now all of the party has to go through burocracy like a bunch of normal people!

(Who am I kidding? You don't need to make them get arrested. They are going to do that for you.)

Touristic attractions! Give me a full-on statue of the country's leader! Give me museums! Give me streets, ruins and whatnot that attract thousands of tourists everyday! Give me an annoying city guide that tries to get the party's attention everytime!

Magazine stands! Magazines don't exist? Newspaper stands! From the Queen's Journal to the most questionable new piece of Fox's Tailtracker, you have it all! Make your players doubt what's actually happening, sprinkle a little fake news... Or is it fake at all?

...Toy stores. OK HEAR ME OUT. Make magic toys; miniature skyships that actually fly, metal toy dragons that expel fire, little wands that make little light spells, wooden creatures that can move and make noises... Make children happy! And your players too because they will waste their money on these stuff.

Instrument store!! Make your bards happy with special instruments or just weird ones! Give me a battle in one of those that is just filled with funny noises and the worst battle soundtrack ever!!

Not exactly a place but... Cleaning carts!!! Show me people cleaning the streets, picking up the trash, cutting trees!! Make the town look clean!! Give me an old man that is really proud of his work!!!

(or ways to make your players feel even worse when the villain destroys the town later on :) )

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Deltarune pants for the one and only @purplebehittindifferent 💜

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Haven't been posting, have I? Lol

Sorry bout that, I was out of the Undertale phase for a while now,,

Currently into LMK and TADC though so- there's that jsjsj

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Pomni cannot GIRLFAIL it out of this one fellas

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"Welcome to your new home... and your new body."

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Ragatha as requested

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Shall we have a joke? make a character trip over Jax foot hehe

aight

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The only one exit

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i mean i think she would've had the time

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Digital meltdown

I don’t think Pomni is having a good time

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she be in situations

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