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Hey man are you gonna use that dust particle 🤤 just wondering lol

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if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

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im coughing like a dog again if anyone knows any churches or speeches or chess competitions that need someone coughing in the crowd just let me know

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environmental storytelling

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edging my vampire girlfriend by being really ambiguous about whether or not shes allowed in my house

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“can you explain this gap in your employment?” why sure! I was not employed at that time.

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watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

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c'est la cucaracha........

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(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

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bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

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My dad is watching this historical drama and he’s like “there’s too much kissing. I thought there would be more politics” and I said “well for every person like you there’s someone else watching a political drama saying ‘there’s too much politics I thought there would be more kissing’” and for some reason that made him laugh so hard he almost crashed the car

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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

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Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley