normal-protocol-droid
normal-protocol-droid
HK 47
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Explanation: Fear not meatbag, for I am a mere protocol droid, and definitely not a highly sophisticated and intelligent hunter-killer droid designed to hunt meatbags such as yourself. Master
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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Quotation: “Once certain levels have been reached, there is no need to prove leadership or confidence. A person with such power is accustomed to having every word carefully considered. And every whim treated as an order.
And all who recognize that power know to bow to it. For few have the courage or foolishness to resist.”
- Admiral Thrawn
Addendum: I thought this quote held certain merit in this situation as it seems to apply to Six.
Query: How have the residents of the Maw taken to the presence of Six and yourself. Especially as it seems Six is in charge now.
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But most of them love me soooo win?
-Boy
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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Statement: It sounds like this other’s intentions are inherently a mystery.
Hypothesis: Much is unknown about the human—Frisk’s—Determination. Perhaps this “DT” is not inherently Frisk’s and may be this entity’s?
Further analysis is required.
Query: You have spoken of this “other one” before. Explaining that they were present during Frisk’s stay in the Underground but disappeared after.
Did it ever try to communicate with you? To make its intentions known?
*I only heard it once.
*I thought, at first, it was just my imagination, but after seeing them, I’m not sure.
*Before Frisk woke up, I heard one word. It was called out to me, the threads of what was left of my SOUL being ‘woken up’, I suppose.
*It called out my name.
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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what is your favorite pastime?
Redundant Query: What is my favorite pastime?
Declaration: While I believe that my work and my pastimes are one and the same, I would have to say anatomy, or the study thereof. Especially in the study of structural weaknesses of meatbag bodies.
Example: Take the average human meatbag (although there are many meatbags) and lay their structure bare. Look at the human axial skeleton below.
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Observations: The first and most obvious target (that many predators of humans have utilized in the past) is the neck. When enough pressure is applied (generally a force equal to 1000-1250 pounds) to the neck, it breaks. This in turn disrupts the control the brain has to the rest of the body, paralyzing them. Not to mention the many other processes going on that will immediately cease or begin. Including lack of breathing, swelling of the area just below the brainstem that stops blood flow to it, and more. This kind of force can be easily applied by a unit such as myself.
Of course, this logic can be applied anywhere along the spine due to its flawed and weak make-up. So even if you can’t get a human’s neck, you can most assuredly disable some part of their anatomy by striking along the spine.
Then there is the ribcage. A supposed safeguard to the innermost workings of a human. While it is true that at times it may protect against certain traumas, this skeletal defense is most assuredly faulty. A well-placed vibroblade at roughly a 30 to 40-degree angle can slip between the ribs easily, causing severe and often fatal trauma to the human. However, blunt-force can prove to be just as deadly. When applied correctly, ribs can entirely shatter inside the human body. This not only causes bruising, swelling, as well as extreme pain; but may also result in the severed rib traveling further into the human’s own body and piercing vital organs, causing even more damage.
Addendum: This is merely a small portion of the weaknesses that the human axial skeleton has. There are far too many for me to list out here and now.
Elated Declaration: This is to say nothing of the rest of a human’s anatomy or physiology. If I were to explain all the weaknesses of the human body, I would age to the point of needing repairs!
Gratifying Statement: Droids do not have such concerns as our bodies can sustain far more damage and continue functioning.
Conclusion: The structural weaknesses of meatbags intrigues me, as I believe it should most sentient beings in the universe. It is also an expansive and ever-expanding topic so there is always something new to learn.
Appreciative Statement: Thank you for the interesting query anonymous meatbag.
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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Ecstatic Declaration: Do let me know if you require assistance with acquiring a metallic vessel. I will be sure to upload all the modern assassination protocols into i-
Thinly Veiled Lie: Language protocols! So that you can help Frisk in their endeavor to bridge the gap between one meatbag species and another.
Query: Have you ever attempted to find a new vessel for yourself? Either living or non-living? I know the unit known as Mettaton uses a metallic body. I am partial to them myself and believe you would find them quite enjoyable. None of that disgusting sloshing from a meatbag’s innards. Or are you attached to the one known as Frisk?
*I am kinda stuck to Frisk, though I suppose we could try experimenting with how that works...
*I’m not sure if I want my own body right now. It would be cool to be a robot, though! Guess it’s just up to research.
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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Appreciative Compliment: Thank you for answering my question. It was most informative as to the mindset of some Monsters and “Sanses.” I shall use this information in a manner that does not cause harm to organic life...
Declaration: This query is directed at any lifeforms designated as a “Sans” that have terminated another lifeform before.
Query: What was your first termination of another lifeform? Were you reluctant or eager to terminate said lifeform?
Hello dear droid, I’ll answer your question with great pleasure !
Undertale Sans/Horrortale Sans - He killed two people when he was younger : a human, at the command of his father, he was forced to, and then his father, but it was sort of an accident. However, the first time he killed because he really wanted to, it was the sixth fallen human, the one with the Justice soul who fall before Frisk. This child was not pacifist (but not exactly a genocider either), he had a gun and used it on monsters who didn’t run away face to him. Papyrus was not in the Royal Guard but thought that capturing this human might helped him to make friends. The kid threatened to shoot Papyrus too so Sans didn’t think and shoot the kid first to save his brother. Still today, he had no regret about it. He knows he did the right thing.
Underswap Sans - He fight with a moskito one day. The moskito won and fly away, before being destroyed by accident by Alphys who threw her axe in the air for some reason. He kinda killed that moskito you know.
Underfell Sans - It was during the time when he raised Papyrus by himself in the Snowdin forest. While he was away, some teenagers found Papyrus and decided he would be free exp. Fortunately for him, they decided to play a little with him first. They hit him until parts of his skull cracked. When Sans came back and saw him unconscious in the snow in front of them, he get both really scared and really angry. He attacked and killed all of them, even the one who managed to escape. No mercy. It took a few weeks to heal Papyrus after that, and Sans doesn’t keep a good memory of it.
Ink Sans - In the Judgement Hall of a genocidal universe, he found a Sans slayed by his kid, agonizing because the kid let him die slowly. This Sans begged for Ink to kill him so he can finally rest. Ink didn’t want to, because that’s all against his morals, but he just couldn’t let him like that. He took him in the Doodle Sphere and tried to heal him. Since there was nothing else he could do, he asked Sans where he wanted to die. They both traveled to Outertale. Ink put an end to his misery while he was watching the stars and the planets, then let his dust fly away in the galaxy. He’s still sad he couldn’t do anything more to save him.
Error Sans - When he got his powers, he went to the first glitchy universe he could find and erase everything in it. The first thing he killed was Jerry. And he still enjoyed it today. No regret.
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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I decided to repost this to the ask page. Most queries to other users will probably go here from now on as well.
Inquiry: You have stated that the Monsters are now free of the Underground if they so choose to be, correct? That the barrier has been broken. If so, how has the human reception to Monsters returning been? Meatbags are hardly accepting lifeforms after all.
*Well, it hasn’t been going.... that great. It took a while for them to let us get anywhere near the town. As it stands, we’re not allowed out of the state, but we’re working on that. Asgore’s been getting more involved in the politics side, while Frisk (with Mom’s help) has been working on human-monster relations. Some are excited to find out monsters are real, others not so much. It’s quite a process.
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normal-protocol-droid · 4 years ago
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Formal Greeting: Hello any and all potential meatbags and non-meatbags reading this. I am HK-47, a protocol droid meant for the task of communication across a mutltitude of languages. At the behest of my master, I have been tasked with managing this “tumblr account.” Feel free to ask questions at your own discretion.
Humble Apology: My master is not well-versed in artistic endeavors.
Explanation: However, I have been told all of my responses will be screened by him and told in a story format. I will now read a message from my master.
Weary Exposition: “Hello, this unit will respond to questions so feel free to ask! Likewise, if you ask for stories, he will sometimes be able to recall longer events that I will write into a story format! Take note that he will be communicating with others on the platform as well so don’t be surprised if you see reblogs.”
Conclusion: I hope that your (most likely) meager and short attention span paid long enough attention to understand this information. Ask your questions.
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