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what you see: haha funney dating sim where you can fuck the furniture!

what you get: loving explorations of things like adhd, alcoholism, ocd, chronic illness, body dysmorphia, toxic relationships, the evils of capitalism and ai. brennan lee mulligan is there

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This.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Can I just say something honestly and very seriously to all you writers?

With the Internet going down the "nothing adult, no death, no nothing. Make it kid friendly" route,

Please don't ever stop making art or writing wips that are gruesome, horror, other things like that. Don't let the Internet sanitize how you wanna tell a story. Channel your rage into your art and keep going and don't give up

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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it hasn't been one day yet but I need more art for date everything. (mainly Dorian my beloved)

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Played Date Everything today.

For ten and a half hours.

Straight.

Went up the stairs and thought to myself “Am I hurting it??????”

Saw my clothes on the ground and went “they’re probably upset at me for that”

Remembered I dropped a glass today and thought “did I kill that poor glass????????????”

THIS GAMES FUCKED ME UP SEND HELP

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Tumblr do you care for date everythung....TAKE MY LUKE NUKEM TAKE HIM GO GO GO AHHGGGGGH i need too tickle my microwave faster i cant wait until tommorow

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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Fernando Alonso congratulations on making it through another race without being successfully struck down by god

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“something has happened to fernando alonso that’s sent him to the back” brother…god himself has been trying and failing to strike down fernando for YEARS. locusts could take over the track any second. bolts of lightning might start striking the track around fernando out of the blue, clear sky. another asteroid capable of exterminating dinosaurs might be waiting for him in the atmosphere right now